U.S. diplomacy — Dick Cheney style

Of all the countries for the White House to put on its enemies list, Japan hardly seems worthy of indignation, especially when it comes to the war. Japan was not only one of the handful of countries to endorse Bush’s decision to invade Iraq, it also sent 600 ground troops to Iraq, and kept the deployed troops there for two years. It sounds like Japan should be one of the White House’s favorites, at this point.

But that doesn’t take Dick Cheney’s unique brand of diplomacy into account. About a month ago, Fumio Kyuma, Japan’s Defense Minister, had the audacity to acknowledge out loud what the vast majority of people on earth have long believed — that the invasion was a mistake. “President Bush went to war on the presumption that there might be nuclear weapons,” Kyuma said. “That decision was wrong.”

Now Cheney wants to deliver a message.

For speaking with honesty and candidness about the decision to go to war, Kyuma will be treated to an official Vice Presidential snub, courtesy of Dick Cheney. The Japan Times reports:

“When U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney comes to Japan this month, he probably won’t be meeting with Defense Minister Fumio Kyuma.

“Government sources said Sunday that the United States has asked that no meeting between the two be scheduled, conveying strong displeasure over Kyuma’s recent criticism of the Iraq war and the realignment of U.S. forces.” (emphasis added)

This seems unusually petty, even by Cheney standards. Japan was part of the “coalition of the willing,” but has now come to see what only the White House chooses not to believe. For that, there will be a high-profile snub?

An ex-pat observer in Tokyo, quoted by The Nelson Report, asks, “Can the US have effective alliance relations only with countries which toe the line all the time, and never question White House wisdom?” If you really have to ask….

On a related note, there’s a perfectly good reason Cheney believes he’s in a position to set U.S. diplomatic strategies: the VP continues to see himself as something of a shadow president.

From an AP article on the Scooter Libby trial:

“What didn’t he touch? It’s almost like there was almost nothing too trivial for the vice president to handle,” said New York University professor Paul Light, an expert in the bureaucracy of the executive branch.

“The details suggest Cheney was almost a deputy president with a shadow operation. He had his own source of advice. He had his own source of access. He was making his own decisions,” Light said.

Alas, Cheney still is. He’s still snubbing allies, he’s still arguing he’s not necessarily part of the executive branch, and he’s deciding to ignore executive orders.

At some point, one has to wonder if the phrase “impeachable offenses” kicks in.

IMHO, the phrase “impeachable offenses” kicked in a long time ago…..

  • Yes, impeachment is way over due.

    But what good fortune for Kyuma. If I were he (him?), meeting/dining with Cheney would be one of the last things I would ever wish to do. So can this really be a snub? I think it is more like Cheney “cutting his nose off to spite his face.”

  • For a gang so concerned about what ‘message’ speeches in the Senate send to our enemies, they certainly seem unconcerned with what ‘messages’ we are sending to our friends. Didn’t Japan have to wrestle with a decades-long prohibition about sending its “Defense” force overseas in order to provide that support for the Iraq misadventure? (One, as I recall, we wrote into their constitution after WWII?)

    So, be careful, allies. Even if you bend over backwards to please the US, you’d better not grunt or make noise while doing so, because we are the biggest, baddest petulant child bully on the planet.

    Gah.

  • “unusually petty, even by Cheney standards.” Are you kidding? This is the guy who outed Wilson’s wife in revenge for an editorial, thereby blowing not only her cover, but the cover of the company she worked for (and possibly causing at least one death, as the CIA’s list of fallen heroes now includes an anonymous entry that used to work for that same company).
    If Cheney has Kyuma shot, I might consider that extreme by Cheney standards –

  • Excuse me Dick, but have you looked at who’s been buying all of the T-bills that have been floated to pay for your stupid little escapade? The Japanese are the largest foreign owner of US debt, owning somewhere in the area of $640B of our borrowing. Don’t piss them off Dick. If they decide the are losing face with your remarks and seek to cash in a chunk of that debt, we will have our financial asses handed to us. Idiot.

  • If Cheney has Kyuma shot, I might consider that extreme by Cheney standards –

    Comment by peter

    That would be setting a new standard. We could move on from there.

  • Also reminds me of those new ESPN ads–where a person’s backside is talking nonsense to the embarrassment of those around the speaker. This is Cheney to a T. I would love to see some MoveOn or VoteVets ads that do something similar, but using Cheney, Bush, Rice and others who sold the war, using their phrases against them.

  • Just Bill , ” impeachable offense” ?

    Perhaps the term ” armed revolt” is in order.

    I think I hear Paul Revere , somewhere in the distance….

  • Kyuma could appear on an SNL episode, and do a skit where he’s sitting in a Japanese garden, having a deep conversation with a carp. When asked why he’s talking to such an obviously stupid creature, he simply replies, “But the carp is much more intelligent than Cheney.”

    America would fall in love with Kyuma overnight, and Cheney would find his own esteem somewhere beneath that of Satan’s….

  • Being snubbed by Dick Cheney? Is that like being kicked out of bed by Ann Coulter?

    I bet the Kyuma-san is thanking his lucky stars.

  • “If Cheney has Kyuma shot, I might consider that extreme by Cheney standards -”

    I would expect Cheney to do his own shooting. He has experience and ctrdentials . . .

  • Impeach Cheney – for outing Valerie Plame and other crimes.

    I for one cannot see what the downside would be to impeaching this villian. The Dems seem to be waiting for him to eat a baby on live TV.

  • What Bush said: “Either you’re with us, or you’re against us.”

    What Cheney practises: “Either you kiss my ass, or you’re against us.”

  • For the neocons, the greatest threat to the ‘success’ of their imperialist ambitions, is free speech anywhere on the planet. We need millions in the street on a regular basis throughout the world, if we are to stop war with Iran. The neocons should be treated as persona non grata everywhere.

  • Why can’t he just have his fucking fatal heart attack and be done with it?

    Actually, I’ve always wondered how Cheney manages to have heart problems – how do you have problems with a piece of equipment you don’t have?

  • How much longer will congress stand back and watch Cheney embarrass the United States of America all around the world. If they started impeachment proceedings you would be able to hear the applause and cheers through every open window in America. Cheney is an insult to democracy. Impeach him now.

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