Voting for the candidate with the ‘sensational good looks’

For all the palaver about John Edwards’ appearance, haircuts, and Breck-Girl qualities, at least he isn’t distributing items at his campaign appearances about his “sensational good looks.”

But Mitt Romney is. One of Garance Franke-Ruta’s Republican sources in Iowa picked up a jaw-dropping flyer at a Romney campaign event.

His promotional flyer says, “In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women — who will play a critical role in this coming election — have a word for him: hot.”

Oh my.

Now, it’s worth noting that this flyer about Romney’s appearance wasn’t written by his campaign team, but Team Romney is distributing it at campaign rallies. In other words, the campaign is proud enough of this fluff that they want Iowans to see it.

In 2004, People magazine named John Edwards one of the 50 most beautiful people in America — and Edwards was embarrassed about it. When reporters would bring it up, he’d laugh it off and quickly change the subject. The whole issue was silly and unworthy of a serious presidential candidate’s time and attention. Team Edwards did not distribute flyers about the candidate’s “sensational good looks” and appeal to women voters.

Two other quick thoughts. First, from Jonathan Chait on how a story like this one can undermine Romney’s appeal among Republicans.

I think the sexism of that will not hurt him as much as it would if he were running in a Democratic primary, but the vanity will hurt him more. The GOP is deeply invested in the cult of manliness. Real manly men are supposed to be handsome in a non-threatening (to other men) way, but they’re not supposed to take note of their own good looks, and they’re certainly not supposed to be described as “beautiful.”

Exactly. This is why Edwards went out of his way to distance himself from this talk in 2004. For Romney to promote materials that effectively say, “Vote for Romney; he’s pretty” is to get the broader political dynamic backwards. Men are likely to find the pitch weak, women are equally likely to find the pitch arrogant, and serious voters who care about the issues will wonder what on earth the campaign was thinking promoting fluff like this.

Second, from Garance:

If Democratic campaign consultants can’t figure out how to have a field day with this, they all ought to just hang up their cleats and go home.

Yep.

CB – do you mean it wasn’t written by his campaign team?

Feel free to comment on any typos in any of my comments.

  • CB: “Men are likely find the pitch weak, women are equally likely to find the pitch arrogant, and serious voters who care about the issues will wonder what on earth the campaign was thinking promoting fluff like this.”

    Exactly. This is adolescent “thinking” by his campaign. Besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… For Romney’s campaign to claim that ALL women think Romney is hot… well, that’s stupid. And what does it have to do with his qualifications to be president?

    LAME!!!

  • Romney? Hot? My wife looked at a picture of him this morning and quipped: “No matter how much makeup you put on a pile of dung, it’s still just a pile of dung. (The kids were in the room at the time, and she rarely employs the “sh*t” word.) I did enjoy her reference to Romney as “it,” though. She’s quite adept at depersonifying “anything” on the Reich side of the issue….

  • In 2000, ‘the guy you’d rather have a beer with’ worked for Bush. I guess Romney thinks he can up it to ‘the politician you’d rather get f*cked by’

    I do wonder why the media isn’t concerned about the price of Romney’s haircuts. I guess the importance of haircut prices doesn’t cut both ways.

  • Let’s just scrap the traditional electoral process altogether and adopt the American Idol model for choosing our favorites.

  • Shit, my SarcasOtronic 5000 (TM) just blew up.
    What next? Will debates be replaced with a swimsuit and talent portions? Would it surprise me?

    No.

    Sometimes Canada looks really attractive…

  • Women — who will play a critical role in this coming election — have a word for him: hot.”

    IOW, off with the guy you might want to have a beer with and on with the guy you’d want to bed, married or no? Yeah, that’s gonna fly really high with the anti-sex brigade.

  • Any bets the msm will pick this one up? Any bets it would be headline news if it was a Dem? Fascinating the things they won’t cover. CB (Steve Benen) posted at TPM about Giuliani and the farmer: “If a Republican presidential candidate snubs some working-class farmers, and the media doesn’t report it, does it really make a sound?” Silent Patriot noted and wondered over at C&L: “Colin Powell’s right-hand-man during Bush’s first term, Colonel Wilkerson is in a position to know intimate details of the “high crimes” he speaks of. This should be front page news around the country. Why it’s not eludes me.” We’re watching CBS fire General Batiste because he advocated for a policy other than Bush’s “surge”; I mean what would a general who was a key player in Iraq know? All of these stories are happening right now, and any given week there would be a comparable list – all substantive, enlightening stories the MSM ignores. The msm WON’T cover substantive issues that reflect badly on reThugs until some hidden referee blows a whistle and says it’s all right. They’ll pile on Dems for the slightest thing that Drudge and his fellow whores promote.

    It’s really a big problem, and the msm is acting for all the world like Abu Gonzales did in the hearing the other day. We’ll just do what we want until you force us to do something different.

    Very disheartening.

  • As a woman, I always vote by pictures anyway. I mean, all the other stuff is so, well, so darned confusing!

    *twirls hair around finger*

  • So will the MSM pick up on Metrosexual Mitt? Those advertised good looks? It must be the cucumber moisturizer he gets from Barney’s. It’s a toss-up whether Republicans will vote for one of their own macho males if they know he got a facial.

    I deeply distrust anyone using the expression “hot” these days. That’s so Paris Hilton, and Paris is like so in prison.

  • He’s no fool.
    He’s going to clean house with the Log Cabin Republicans vote.
    hubba, hubba.

  • CB – do you mean it wasn’t written by his campaign team?

    Yep. It took a while, but I finally fixed it.

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