Wednesday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* Details are still very sketchy, but the AP reports, ” Hundreds of Turkish troops crossed into northern Iraq early Wednesday to chase Kurdish guerrillas who attack Turkey from bases there, Turkish security officials said…. The senior security officials, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to the media, characterized the raid as a “hot pursuit” raid that was limited in scope. They told The Associated Press it did not constitute the kind of large incursion that Turkish leaders have been discussing in recent weeks.”

* The Kurdistan Regional Government’s representative in Washington, Qubad Talabany, meanwhile, released a statement denying that the Turkish military crossed the border with Iraqi Kurdistan, though he warns about a Turkish “troop build-up.”

* Bradley Schlozman had plenty of interesting insights to share with the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday, not the least of which was a very different version from David Iglesias about getting a sign-off from the Election Crimes branch of the Justice Department to pursue bogus “voter fraud” cases.

* Schlozman also suggested that any group that works with minorities is necessarily “liberal,” and acknowledged that he may have “boasted” to others about the number of conservative Republicans he brought into supposedly non-partisan positions at the Justice Department.

* In related news, U.S. Attorney Mary Beth Buchanan has retained private counsel and will meet privately with investigators with the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow in DC. (thanks to K.M.)

* McClatchy: “Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy angrily threatened Tuesday to issue subpoenas ‘if the White House continues to stonewall’ his panel’s investigation into fired U.S. attorneys, and he said he was ‘deeply troubled’ by what he called White House efforts to ‘manipulate the (Justice) Department into its own political arm.'”

* The WaPo reported this morning, “Test Scores Soar After ‘No Child’.” The truth is more complicated (and less encouraging).

* U.S. ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker: “Sometimes I think that in the U.S. we’re looking at Iraq right now as though it were the last half of a three-reel movie. For Iraqis, it’s a five-reel movie and they’re still in the first half of it. I don’t see an end game, as it were, in sight.”

* Bill O’Reilly took a John Edwards quote out of context in order to disparage his anti-terrorism position. Imagine that.

* Former USAID Chief Randall Tobias will be honored as a “Living Legend” by the Indiana Historical Society at a special awards dinner next month. Is this the same Randall Tobias who was forced to resign because he was a client of an escort service accused of being a prostitution ring? As a matter of fact, it is.

* As part of the media’s ongoing (and extremely unhealthy) fascination with presidential candidates’ physical appearance, the Politico’s chief political columnist Roger Simon declared Mitt Romney the winner of last night’s debate, in part because he “has shoulders you could land a 737 on.” Ugh.

* Scarborough is scrambling to manage the disgust generated by his disparaging comments about Fred Thompson’s wife earlier this week.

* Fox News is still trying to apologize for “confusing” John Conyers and William Jefferson. (Every time this comes up, let’s not forget the network has a habit of mixing up African-American elected officials.)

* Bernard Shaw, a CNN anchor until his retirement in 2001, doesn’t like how the network has changed since he left. “CNN continues to ape many of the on-air mannerisms of the Fox News Network, and I don’t like that,” he said. None of us do, Mr. Shaw.

* In related news, Glenn Beck, one of CNN’s far-right blowhards, continues to see his ratings tank.

* In still more related news, the ratings for the Democratic debates are far higher than for the Republican debates.

* And finally, The Onion helps us end the afternoon with a smile: “Breaking a 211-year media silence, retired Army Gen. George Washington appeared on NBC’s Meet the Press Sunday to speak out against many aspects of the way the Iraq war has been waged….White House response to the former general’s criticism was swift and sharp. Spokesman Tony Fratto dismissed Washington as ‘increasingly irrelevant’ and ‘a relic’ who ‘made some embarrassing gaffes’ during his own military career…. ‘I don’t care who you are — or if you cannot tell a lie — it’s un-American to question the president in a time of war,’ Sean Hannity said on his radio program Monday. ‘Plus, I find it very interesting that a man who owned slaves and sold hemp thinks he’s entitled to give our Commander in Chief lessons on how to run a war.'”

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

he “has shoulders you could land a 737 on.” Ugh.

OK. This is getting really strange. Didn’t Mitty get a write up as the candidate with the “Sensational Good Looks”? Could it be there is some concerted attempt afoot to embarrass Mitts out of the race?

Not that I would condone that sort of thing. [snerk]

  • he “has shoulders you could land a 737 on.” Ugh.

    Ugh, indeed. No wonder Peggy Noonan is popular. All the windnuts, er, wingnuts, are looking for a Daddy.

    I just finally read sci-fi classic, Ender’s Game, and it was really quite prescient about war and about the “nets” and the importance of policy discussions on the “nets”. Not bad for 1977. good read.

  • he “has shoulders you could land a 737 on.” Ugh.

    Ever get the feeling that Simon and his fellow represso’s hope that international politics will be settled by naked, greased Greco-Roman wrestling?

  • ‘I don’t care who you are — or if you cannot tell a lie — it’s un-American to question the president in a time of war,’ Sean Hannity said on his radio program Monday. ‘Plus, I find it very interesting that a man who owned slaves and sold hemp thinks he’s entitled to give our Commander in Chief lessons on how to run a war.’”

    I read this before I knew it was the Onion and I was buying it totally.

  • Bernard Shaw, a CNN anchor until his retirement in 2001, doesn’t like how the network has changed since he left. “CNN continues to ape many of the on-air mannerisms of the Fox News Network, and I don’t like that,” he said. None of us do, Mr. Shaw.

    Wow, coming from the man who asked probably the stupidest question in a presidential debate (the Kitty Dukakis rape question) this is damning;.

  • Porky Pig-on-helium, er, I mean Braaaadley, shows what happens to all the 4-eyed creepy little tattletales who got chased home from school and beat up in the alley. So make sure you teach your kids not to chase the 4-eyed little creepy tattletales – the world needs fewer of these rightwing halfwits.

  • * In still more related news, the ratings for the Democratic debates are far higher than for the Republican debates.

    Dems are just too high-fallutin’ for their own good. Imagine: they actually like to listen to reasoned arguments and counter-arguments. Repubs like to be *told*, preferably by a single source, what to think; debates are neither instructional nor entertaining.

  • Reporter Arrested on Orders of Giuliani Press Secretary

    Freelance reporter Matt Lepacek, reporting for Infowars.com, was arrested for asking a question to one of Giuliani’s staff members in a press conference. The press secretary identified the New York based reporter as having previously asked Giuliani about his prior knowledge of WTC building collapses and ordered New Hampshire state police to arrest him.

    Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOerYpJse30

    They call it fascism folks, and it’s here in America. An assault on one individual’s Constitutional rights is an assault on all of our Constitutional rights.

  • Every reporter in the room should have followed Lepacek when he was taken out. His arrest was the story of the press conference. And it’s the story of the Republican party. JKap is right.

  • tom cleaver (#6) says schlozman sounds like “porky pig on helium.” tbogg says sponge bob.
    personally i think little braaaaadley sounds like he should be singing, “we wish to welcome you to munchkinland.”

  • Bradley Schlozman is still traumatized from once attempting date rape at a Young Republican happy hour — and having his larynx severely mauled by his date. (Kidding. I think.)

  • mellowjohn (#11):

    I’m trying to imagine Brad saying, “God, I love the smell of napalm in the morning!”

  • “has shoulders you could land a 737 on.”

    What? JUST a 737?? In the aircraft industry, that’s a pretty average size plane.

    Why not a 747? Or the new Airbus 380? Or a C-5 Galaxy? Sounds like he’s selling Mitt a tad short.

    “tom cleaver (#6) says schlozman sounds like “porky pig on helium.” tbogg says sponge bob.” -mellowjohn

    On behalf of my six-year-old daughter, the world’s biggest Spongebob Squarepants fan, I must say that I find that comparison insulting.

  • Ever get the feeling that Simon and his fellow represso’s hope that international politics will be settled by naked, greased Greco-Roman wrestling?

    You realize of course this would mean a naked, greased McCainiac.

    Yeah. I’ll bet you are sorry you brought it up.

  • That’s weird. Glenn Beck’s radio show is far better than O’Reilly’s. Is his TV show so much worse? What? Does O’Reilly have nekkid wimmins servin’ him drinks or sumpin’?

  • As for NCLB, when I heard that the goal was to have 100% of all groups including learning disabled pass teh tests or kids would get vouchers, I suggested immediately that the states make their math test one question: What is 1+1.

    If it’s a farce, call it one.
    This is a long term effort to discredit public schools.
    If they were serious about it, they would use the same test across the board and make it a potent enough test that unmotivated kids don’t pass. The NAEP is the gold standard in the case linked and it is the only standard worth noting. Alabama kids judged “proficient” would quite probably flunk out of the Virginia tests.

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