Wednesday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* Something to consider before Bush and the GOP declare “mission accomplished” again in Iraq: “Three powerful car bombs exploded one after the other in a southern provincial capital on Wednesday, killing at least 46 and injuring 149, the most devastating attack in the nation since August, police said. The attack in Amarah, in Maysan province, was believed to be its first mass bombing since the U.S.-led invasion in 2003. The area is considered one of the country’s safest, and the bombings shattered a hopeful, if brittle, lull in Iraq’s violence.”

* AP: “The Bush administration was under court order not to discard evidence of detainee torture and abuse months before the CIA destroyed videotapes that revealed some of its harshest interrogation tactics. Normally, that would force the government to defend itself against obstruction allegations. But the CIA may have an out: its clandestine network of overseas prisons. While judges focused on the detention center in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and tried to guarantee that any evidence of detainee abuse would be preserved, the CIA was performing its toughest questioning half a world away. And by the time President Bush publicly acknowledged the secret prison system, interrogation videotapes of two terrorism suspects had been destroyed.”

* Speaking of the CIA torture-tape scandal, some want to see John Kiriakou prosecuted for publicly discussing waterboarding. It’s not going to happen — the Justice Department has said it will not launch an investigation.

* Lee Stranahan is a genius, Part I: Mitt Romney’s attack ad you won’t see on TV (parody).

* Lee Stranahan is a genius, Part II: The Huckabee ad that actually sells his campaign in an honest way (also a parody).

* Another veto for a bipartisan children’s health bill? Yep.

* The Senate Intelligence Committee passed a FISA bill with telecom immunity. The Senate Judiciary Committee passed a FISA bill without telecom immunity. Which one will Harry Reid bring to the floor? Fourteen senators, including all four Democratic presidential candidates in the chamber, urged the Majority Leader to pick the latter.

* In the light of the CIA’s games with the torture tapes, the ACLU filed a motion asking a federal judge to hold the agency in contempt. Sounds reasonable enough.

* AP: “The chairman of the House Judiciary Committee asked the Justice Department on Tuesday to give a full account of its investigation into the alleged rape of a female contract worker in Iraq two years ago…. In a letter dated Tuesday, Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., asked Attorney General Michael Mukasey if his office had investigated Jones’ claims and whether the Justice Department has jurisdiction to prosecute under military provisions of the USA Patriot Act.”

* AP: “The nation’s spy court said yesterday that it will not release its documents regarding the Bush administration’s warrantless wiretapping program. The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, in a rare on-the-record opinion, said the public has no right to view the documents because they deal with the clandestine workings of national security agencies. The American Civil Liberties Union asked the court to release the records in August.”

* I’m disappointed that Journeyman was cancelled. There’s just not enough well-written sci-fi on the major networks’ prime-time line-ups.

* NASA: 2007 Second Warmest Year Ever, with Record Warmth Likely by 2010. (thanks to R.K.)

* Bush drives young people into the Democratic Party in droves. Thanks, George.

* And speaking of the president, he came in a close second in this year’s “Foot in Mouth” award, presented by the Plain English campaign. Former England football (soccer) manager Steve McClaren came out on top for describing one of his star players this way: “He is inexperienced but he’s experienced in terms of what he’s been through.” Bush came second for, “All I can tell you is that when the governor calls, I answer his phone.” (thanks to V.S.)

* And finally, the White House has come up with yet another new excuse to not answer questions about the Plame leak scandal. Pushed by reporters yesterday, Dana Perino said, “I did talk to our counsel’s office because I forgot that there is a civil case that is pending on this issue. I did forget. The Wilsons have filed a case in civil court, it was dismissed, and they are on appeal.” I should probably just accept it — we’re never going to get any answers from these guys.

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Those are great parody clips. . . how about a fundraiser to get them on the air?

Here’s one on Giuliani that’s pretty funny, too.

  • I felt that way about The Dresden Files. It got better and better with each episode and it was a real shame to have seen it canceled.

    As for everything else. I swear it’s another day another disaster. How come we can’t seem to ever do anything for our country? I’ve become depressed beyond words. It all seems so pointless these days. Can’t anyone DO anything? SOMETHING? ANYTHING?? ARGH!!!!

  • Someone should ask the Bushies whether they would answer questions if the Wilsons dropped their civil case. I’ll bet the scumbags say no.

    And what a surprise, our new AG seems to be ready to fill Gonzo’s corrupt shoes:

    …Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey declined to comment yesterday on the ongoing Justice probe or whether a special prosecutor should be appointed [in the destruction of interrogation videotapes case], as was suggested by Senate Majority Leader Harry M. Reid (D-Nev.) and others.

    “‘I think the Justice Department is capable of doing whatever it appears needs to be done,’ Mukasey said. ‘The question of a special prosecutor is the most hypothetical of hypotheticals, and that isn’t going to be faced until it happens. And if it has to be, it will be…'”

  • I’m also a little disappointed that Journeyman was canceled, but the more I watched the show the more I heard a nagging voice in my head saying, “You’re fooling yourself, this show actually sucks.”

    When they resolved the FBI agent subplot with a ludicrous deus ex machina, I knew the show was pretty much done.

  • I was watching Journeyman now that I have a DVR, this is the first new network shows I have watched in 8-9 years (though I did pick up Arrested Development after the 1st season) so I’m guessing I am part of a demographic they would like to get back. If they really want to appeal to more of the people who are flocking to cable, the networks should only greenlight shows with 1st-rate writers and commit to them for at least 3 seasons. There are many people like me who don’t bother because cancellation comes too quickly to get attached to something anyway. 13 episodes actually wasn’t that bad, the plot of Journeyman has made significant progress in the first 11.

    If they had cancelled Chuck I would have swore off networks again forever, that show is extremely well-written and probably cranks out more great one-liners per episode than anything I have seen other than AD.

  • I can concur with the NASA report with the exception of one item that their prediction model failed to equate—the thousand-plus coal-fired power stations currently being built in China, most of which should be on-line by late 2008.

  • Bud’s Prime Directive Regarding SciFi Shows on Network Television:

    Never, ever watch the first season of any SciFi show on a broadcast network. In the highly unlikely event the show survives you can watch the reruns (later changed to VHS tapes, then DVDs).

    Adherence to the BPDreSciFi has protected me from much heart break over the years. I highly recommend it.

  • * I’m disappointed that Journeyman was cancelled. There’s just not enough well-written sci-fi on the major networks’ prime-time line-ups.

    I was actually just disappointed in Journeyman. I watched the first 6 or 7 episodes and just never really felt like it was going anywhere. There was the little thread about why it was happening to him and in the end I just didn’t care, since most of the “missions” seemed rather inconsequential to me. Also the fact that his “dead” fiancee didn’t know what it was all about and she’d be doing it for 15 or 20 years seemed to indicate that maybe there wasn’t anything to know. But who knows? Like I said, it just never seemed to grab me.

    I did think his wife was smokin’ hot and I was really pulling for Kevin McKidd.

    Chuck is really the only new show of the season that I’m particularly interested in, although I continue to watch Life and find it amusing. There’s really nothing else in the queue though. No BSG. Sopranoes gone. Six Feet Under gone. Curb gone. Oooo, there’s an Extras holiday special series finale! OK, so there’s that to look forward to.

  • “I should probably just accept it — we’re never going to get any answers from these guys.”

    Yep.

    But you can draw solace knowing Nancy Pelosi isn’t going to torture you with impeachment hearings either.

    That’s a relief isn’t it?

  • I watched one episode of Journeyman and felt as if I had been flashed back in time and was watching the old Quantum Leap series. I hope the creators of that series were getting some royalties.

  • Re his SCHIP veto, Bush’s statement said: “Ultimately, our nation’s goal should be to move children who have no health insurance to private coverage, not to move children who already have private health insurance to government coverage.”

    Hey, bush you idiot, how about YOU move to private coverage from your deluxe government coverage? How about the veep, who probably couldn’t get coverage given his medical problems. And who is bush to say that parents of kids without insurance can even get or afford private coverage?

    Come on, Dems, he’s given you a wide target here. Don’t let him off the hook.

  • “Wicked big rats” made the Romney parody worth watching and brought a smile to the face of this transplanted Mainiac.

  • * Another veto for a bipartisan children’s health bill? Yep.

    Once again, Bush demonstrates that human life is sacred to Republicans … unless it interferes with corporate profits or tax cuts for millionaires.

  • * Another veto for a bipartisan children’s health bill? Yep.

    Once again, Bush demonstrates that Republicans believe human life is sacred … unless it interferes with corporate profits or tax cuts for millionaires.

  • I’m disappointed that Journeyman was cancelled. There’s just not enough well-written sci-fi on the major networks’ prime-time line-ups.

    As someone who writes science fiction professionally and has loved it all my life, I am offended that you would confuse the words “well-written” and “science fiction” with anything emanating from this atrocious waste of talent, money, and innocent film stock.

  • Huh. The brigadier general – Hartmann – who is head of legal affairs at Gitmo testified in the Senate Judiciary Committee the other day that he was not equipped to say whether waterboarding is torture. Yesterday, he said that he “wouldn’t rule out the possibility that statements by suspected terrorists subjected to waterboarding…could be used at hearings being conducted at Guantánamo Bay.”

    I think that pretty much tells us what we need to know about whether he believes waterboarding is torture, don’t you?

  • * And finally, the White House has come up with yet another new excuse to not answer questions about the Plame leak scandal. Pushed by reporters yesterday, Dana Perino said, “I did talk to our counsel’s office because I forgot that there is a civil case that is pending on this issue. I did forget. The Wilsons have filed a case in civil court, it was dismissed, and they are on appeal.” I should probably just accept it — we’re never going to get any answers from these guys.

    All in favor of using “enhanced interrogation techniques” on Rove, Libby and Cheney, raise your hands.

  • I’m with Tom on the Journeyman program. Watched it once and tried not to gag but then I wasn’t wild about Quantum Leap either. But Chuck, I agree, is a delight. I do hope he evolves a bit. Otherwise it will follow Monk and Psych as being great for most of one season. Chuck has been my only exception to my promise to Tom to stop watching tv. Laughter is essential for life.

  • From the young voter article:
    That is also the view of 19-year-old Lindsey Carmen, who plans to vote and is “definitely” leaning toward the Democratic Party. Bush “takes too much of his strong Christian faith into the political arena,” said Carmen, a student at the University of Maryland in College Park.

    Oh yeah. Keep workin’ the Southern Baptist preacher from Arkansas.


    The party is trying to arrest the slide. The College Republican National Committee, for example, is planning an on- line social network where volunteers can win t-shirts, iPods and other prizes for signing up friends and coordinating campus events.

    Meanwhile, the Republican National Committee has created a Facebook page and its own YouTube channel with videos promoting the Republican message.

    Why does this make me think of that scene of Dr. Evil with Scott?
    “I’m hip! I’m ‘with it’! Duk-u-duk-u-duk-u-duk-u-duk-u-duk-uh”

    Dismantle social security so you have to support your parents!
    Eliminate student loans!
    Emergency Room care for all!

    Here! Have a t-shirt!
    Oh, yah. Good trade.

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