We’re kicking what?

The president is in Australia this week and apparently spent most of yesterday trying to rally support for Prime Minister John Howard, an ideological ally of Bush. At a press conference, the president said of Howard, “I wouldn’t count the man out. As I recall, he’s kind of like me. We both have run from behind and won.”

Not surprisingly, most of the public discussions have focused on developments in Iraq — with Tony Blair having stepped down, Howard is the last major supporter of the president’s war policy — and it led to one noteworthy exchange. (thanks to reader CG for the tip)

[Bush] believes success is being achieved in Iraq and told the Deputy Prime Minister, Mark Vaile, upon arrival on Tuesday night that “we’re kicking ass”.

Now, I realize that the president isn’t exactly an impressive guy, and making a good impression overseas probably ranks fairly low on his priority list, but does he really have to embarrass us this much?

As for the “substance” (I use the word loosely) of Bush’s boast, could he be any more wrong? Yesterday, the GAO documented the fact that Iraq has successfully completed three of the administration’s 18 benchmarks. Maybe 17% results were enough for Gentlemen’s Cs to get Bush through school, but in this universe, it hardly qualifies as “kicking ass.”

I suspect Bush hasn’t thought this through very clearly, but it’s almost as if the president has decided that he needs to start really lying. Dems keep pointing to reality, and highlighting the fact that the policy isn’t working. If Bush concedes publicly that his strategy is struggling, it would be perceived as a sign of weakness. So, he swings for the fences — his Iraq policy isn’t just starting to produce results; it’s actually “kicking ass.”

In all likelihood, this is the kind of rhetoric that rallies the base, and causes clueless GOP lawmakers to pump their fist in the air. There may even be some Americans who hear about this and think, “Well, if things were really going poorly, the president wouldn’t seem so confident.”

But therein lies the rub: Bush is detached from reality. He responds to bad news by insisting that it’s good news. He sees failure as success. He’s the head of an organization that doesn’t let facts get in the way.

The aide said that guys like me were ”in what we call the reality-based community,” which he defined as people who ”believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.” I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. ”That’s not the way the world really works anymore,” he continued. ”We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.”

The mind reels.

Update: Apparently, Bush’s strategy of offering bigger lies is catching on. Rep. Chris Shays (R-Conn.), who recently said the surge would likely fail, said yesterday, “The surge is working. As much as some Democrats may not like it, the surge is working…. It’s a huge success!” These people must think we’re all idiots.

Facts have a well known liberal bias.

I firmly believe that the Adminstration PR will be more than sufficient to get another bill through Congress that allows Bush to do whatever he wants.

I think Congress needs to change its tune and make sure that the country realizes that even if the President is doing things that we strongly disagree with that we have given the President virtually everything he has asked for. Therefore, the entire blame for the mess in Iraq is Bush’s.

The Democrats might completely disagree on the strategy and tactics but the Democrats have done nothing to prevent the President waging the war exactly as THE PRESIDENT wanted.

Iraq is GEORGE BUSH”S WAR.

  • When they said that bush would be a fun guy to have a beer with, they forgot to mention that that was all he was good for.

  • I understand that people want this to be a success, that they want to “win” – but I wanted to win the $330 million Mega Millions lottery last week – do you think if I just say I did that that would convince the lottery authorities – considering I can’t produce a winning ticket? If so, that would be super!

    So, that ought to be the pushback from the Democrats – and from the over 70% of Americans who want us O.U.T. of Iraq: the president and the Cheerleaders for the War can say we’re winning, can say we’re kicking ass, but all the metrics indicate that we are not.

    What really burns me, though, is the willing participation of the media in pushing a message that is not based in reality or in fact.

  • Dear Leader knows that the important thing is to keep kicking ass, taking names (and all of the other information kept in Corporate Military Industrial databases), and hauling Iraqi civilians off to Abu Ghraib-style prisons and/or to the morgue. So of course the only way for a foreign occupier to accomplish such a mission is to impose a police state. Anything less is to get your ass kicked by turr’ists.

  • And just whose ass is being kicked? Maliki’s? Insurgents? Al Queda? Congress’? This sounds like another way for Bush to stick his foot in his mouth and tell the other parties involved in this conflict to “bring it on.”

  • Hell yes we are kicking ass. Just look at all these numbers for bullets and bombs and dead ragheads. The enemy is on the run, and we are gonna keep chasing him and kicking his tail all the way to Tehran. YEAH!! DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS….YEEEEEEEHAA !!!!!!

  • Could Bush be any bigger of an embarrassment to our country? Acting like some yahoo cowboy is better left at the rodeos. I pray that the rest of the world realizes this man was never actually “elected” president and that most of us have been trying to get congress to impeach him since the ’06 elections. Hopefully after seeing his performance in their country they will walk away with the idea that they now know why he is so unpopular here at home and feel sorry for us. Counting the soldier’s deaths till we are rid of him it’s only about 2500 more deaths till the end of his term.

  • Iraq is GEORGE BUSH”S WAR.

    Or, that’s what all the leaders of the military/national security organizations have to tell their subordinates who can figure out the war is going terrible, so the subordinates don’t think that everyone who sets their priorities is stupid, too.

  • It is also clear from Mr. Draper’s book that President Bush dislikes criticism and bad news, and that staffers found it very hard “to stick one’s arm into the fiercely whirring gears of Team Bush’s institutionalized optimism and say, ‘Let’s … slow… down. And rethink this.’ ” For that matter, this volume is studded with examples — on matters ranging from the Iraq war to Hurricane Katrina — of aides failing to deliver distressing information to the president or failing to persuade him to grapple quickly with unfortunate developments.

    (New York Times)

  • I thought that the New Age “we create our own reality” fad petered out ten years ago. Creating your own reality is just fine while you are gazing at your own navel, but that locomotive approaching the crossing might not have been informed about your private reality.

    Like Anne, I dream about winning the big lottery, but I haven’t been successful yet in making it happen by adding it to my own reality. Perhaps if I went on a spending spree fitting for a lottery winner, my reality would become everyone’s reality. Or not.

    Can we last another 15 months being led by morons like this?

  • Um, excuse me, but I agree with president Numbnuts, it’s the context that matters.

    By “we,” Commander Codpiece is referring to himself & his base. The war profiteers are reaping the billions that the taxpayers are shelling out, or getting charged to the national credit card. The Deciderer’s base is paying less and less of those taxes, while getting richer and richer. It is as if there’s a new nation (Richistan?) formed within the U.S. that gets preferential treatment, including not having their residents serve in the military.

    Baby Bush, (a chickenshit too cowardly to serve in his generation’s war) gets to salve his ego, play dress up, and wipe his ass with the Constitution, while the REAL enemy, the Democrats, agree to foot the bills.

    Context people, context.

  • Let me clear up a misconception right now. What the president actually said was “I deserve a kick in the ass”. Unfortunately, he was drunk and slurred his speech a little, and nobody was really listening to him until some reporter said, “Hey, did he just say the Americans are kicking ass?” Of such mundane moments are incorrect allusions drawn.

  • I have several e-friends in Oz and I’m sure they think this visit is their dreams come true: the more Bush keeps stressing how much Howard is like him, the harder Howard is gonna fall in the elections, since most Ozzies think Bush is vile and Howard not much better. The ass-kicking incident is but a cherry on top.

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  • Gee, I’m so proud to be an American at moments like this. Our Preznit has all the eloquence and tact of Beavis and Butthead. I’m sure the Australians are just so awed and impressed.

    The only thing Bush is kicking is the shit on his ranch. Stepping in it, more likely.

  • “The President then climbed the nearest table, and took a running leap while yelling “AIRBORNE!!!!”

  • Now I know why Reagan cut education spending. He wanted Americans to become stupid enough to believe Republican BS.

  • two things from this article in Australia’s paper show how immoral and disgusting the evil bush is: “We’re kicking ass” – what is this…a goddamn football game. There just does not appear to be anything resembling unconditional and true understanding and compassion in this so-called man’s heart. He could care less that he is responsible for the deaths of 100,000s innocent people OR the over 2 million refugees clamoring at Iraq’s borders OR the reckless appropriation of this country’s funds to pay for his destructive endeavors, while this country slowly disintegrates into a an utter mess (exorbitant debt, health care crisis, infrastructure crisis, devaluation of US currency, and on and on). (Of course, you know where his compassion lies…the multinational corporations who profit from this war, the oil companies who they hope will have a big hand in extraction/distribution of Iraqi oil, and the thirst for imperial power.)

    the artile goes on that bush “implied that those who argued against the war in the first place had no role in the current debate.” Though, we who stood up to this outrage and called him and his henchman out on his lies leading up to the war and the probable outcome of this madman’s desires…and realizing all that we said has come to being…we do not have a word in the current debate, since we have a problem with caring about the well-being of mankind and since we cannot casually cheer on the bombing and murdering of innocent people.

  • I’m not sure what y’all were expecting from this president; frankly I’m enormously impressed by the quote, given its active verb and proper subject/predicate construction, and the almost unfathomable fact that he used actual English words. A rare treat indeed when The Decider™ honors us with his thoughts.

    It’s clear that few of you have yet to tamp down your expectations of this man with sufficient force, and I mean you’ve got to really stomp the crap out of those expectations. The most powerful man in the world struts around Australia smirkalating while he says “We’re kicking ass” offends you? Tamp those expectations down! Be thankful he didn’t accidentally kick Howard in the nutsac. The oratorical skills of the Leader of the Free World got you down? Count yourself lucky he didn’t swagger up to one of Howard’s female cabinet secretaries and squeeze her ass. With this president, it’s the things he didn’t do that count.

    I mean for God’s sakes, people, he prepped for this trip by watching Crocodile Dundee aboard Air Force One! Well…most of it. He got a little confused by “them funny accents.”

  • While he did say that the US was “kickin’ ass”, Mr. Bush said that the jury is still out on whether or not American forces were “takin’ names”. He did say that if the current strategy did not pan out by this spring, the next option may include “killin’ ’em all, then lettin’ God sort ’em out”.

    Mr. Bush then drank an entire can of Foster’s and belched out “The Yellow Rose of Texas”.

  • Bush is not only an idiot …. he is also a an evil cunt … who has been part of the entire neocon effort to gain control of the Middle East. He is not just a hapless dope who *somehow* got elected … he was placed in office (look at his remark sitting next to bother Jeb on the airplane in 2000 in the Fahrenheit 911 movie where he winks and says “We *know* we will win Florida”… it was already a done deal with the help from his brother Jeb).

    Yes … there are conspiracies (read … well thought-out plans) to do anything necessary to get control and favor the moneyed interests that really pull the strings … and Bush has been the front man.

    To all right wing Republicans who think the left is nuts …. there are two basic flavors of you Republicans … on the one extreme there are evil-minded selfish conservatives who will do whatever is necessary to establish and preserve political and financial power and domination over others (… social Darwinism …along with the corruption of principles that are part of our nation’s founding documents) … and on the other end … just a bunch of conveniently duped and doped people who swallow and support the rhetoric of the Republican right. … And in the middle … all blends of this selfish-stupid continuum.

    But to understand how Bush made it to being front man when he constantly demonstrates what a hacked idiot he is … through words and actions … is a horrible embarrassment to me as an American. Worried beyond belief about the state of the soul of this country that has not yet found a way to force such *shit* out of power.

  • A message to the rest of the world::
    I and most other Americans have been had by the Bushies….We were really stupid. We admit it!!! We want to get rid of this mush head we call a president who won the election through his appointed lackeys on the Supreme Court. But our laws give him another year to damage us and the world…to perpetrate more death and distruction on the world. He has shamed us. and it’s a sorry state of affairs. And we know it! We love our country, but we’ve made a terrible mistake.

  • Buzzmon,

    At this point, I firmly believe that Dubya has not only fallen off the wagon, he had broken it up and used it for firewood.

    Just my opinion.

  • I forgot to say … Bush is a straight-up asshole.

    Just meditate on that … a straight-up asshole …

  • Bush’s remark should be taken seriously. It probably reflects the level of destruction wrought by US ground and air forces. He is briefed on the details; we can only put together a general picture based on proxy measures and fragments that leak past the official controls.

  • Disgust is fine. But I really think Bush’s stupidity is allowing too many of us to miss what’s more important: That is, he is a very, very dangerous man. I had dismissed the post-election, low-level mumbles about impeachment as being more harmful to the country than helpful. I’ve changed my mind on that for a ton of reasons, the main one being his obvious detachment from reality. Really. That’s dangerous in itself. But add to that this: The guy is such a coward that rather than finding a way out of the war (the reconstituted Iraq Study Group has an actual plan), he chooses to send American troops to their death and the military to its destruction. To do otherwise, in his feeble mind, would be to admit that HE made a mistake. That, too, is dangerous enough. But anybody who believes that he and Cheney and that group is merely trying to prolong the war so they can limp out of office and leave the mess to the next administration should review the record. If bombing Iran can somehow be twisted to “winning” in Iraq, we’re in for more trouble. The Dem’s most important action right now is making people aware of how real the Iran situation is and doing all they can to prevent it. Remember, there’s an old Texas saying, “Fool me once…um…uh…duh…We can’t be fooled again.”

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