We’re supposed to feel sorry for Novak

Poor Bob Novak. About a month ago, as part of a series of sycophantic meetings, the president invited conservative writers/pundits such as David Brooks, Rich Lowry, and Kate O’Beirne over to the White House for a chat. Novak wasn’t invited — and apparently he’s feeling a little bitter about it.

From an appearance on The Diane Rehm Show yesterday:

CALLER: I take it from his previous comments that [Novak] would consider himself a conservative and fall on the side of government is more of the problem. And I guess it’s hard to reconcile that with support of a conservative administration that has expanded governmental powers in probably the three most important areas — the defense of the country, waging war, and administering justice — it seems to be remarkably incompetent.

NOVAK: Well, you know, I hear these things and I’m just amazed. Because I don’t support this administration. The president’s cut me off the list of conservative columnists that are invited there. They consider me a lot of trouble. Every administration has considered me a lot of trouble. We start good — and particularly with Republican administrations. But it’s like a bad marriage — it starts nice after the honeymoon and it just gets worse.

This from the man who recently said he “never enjoyed such a good source inside the White House” as Karl Rove.

Indeed, Novak seems to have thrown quite a pity party for himself during the Rehm interview.

Tim Grieve noted a few other choice tidbits:

* On the criticism he received after outing Valerie Plame: “The abuse — you can’t imagine the abuse I get in e-mails. People say things in e-mails … that are absolutely … dreadful. [Plamegate] cost me financially, it cost me very heavy legal fees — about $160,000. And then you have, beyond that, I wasn’t on ‘Meet the Press’ for a number of years, and it helped poison my relationship with CNN.”

* On his professional colleagues: Novak complained that he got “very little support” during the case from his “shameful” journalistic colleagues, who he said let their liberal ideology trump their commitment to real journalism.

* On the media in general: “What I tell [conservatives] is to go in the closet: don’t tell anybody you’re a conservative, don’t tell a soul, because you’re not going to get the job, and you’re not going to get advanced,” Novak said. “You just say you have ‘no political leanings’ … because a conservative label on someone would really be an impediment to their careers.”

It’s as if Novak lives in some kind of parallel universe in which conservatives have limited access to microphones, as compared to our universe in which the opposite is true.

Awwwwwww, poor Novakula. I guess it’s lonely to be the douchebag of liberty.

  • That just made my week. So do you think Bobby is feeling a little used. I absolutely love it, poor Novak ruined his own career for his 15 mins of shame. More please.

    Here’s to ya Bobby, hip-hip-hurray…

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  • But it’s like a bad marriage — it starts nice after the honeymoon and it just gets worse.

    He just doesn’t think you’re sexy anymore, No-Black.

  • I’ve been looking all over for some sympathy for Novak, but I just can’t seem to figure out where it might have gone. Hmmm.

    I guess chutzpah is the new ethics…the more outrageous your demand for fealty and adulation, the better a journalist you think you are.

    If I thought Novak had ever served anything other than his own ego and need to be close to power, that would be one thing, but this is a man who is perturbed and whose feelings are hurt because he’s been cut off – and that he can’t seem to figure out why, or at least admit it to himself, says the he’s not really very good at ferreting out facts.

    Hey, Bob! Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out – there are a whole line of media-types just like you who should be coming through…

  • “..because a conservative label on someone would really be an impediment to their careers.”

    Which explains Glen Beck’s recent firing and the lack of a job offer to Laura Ingraham…oh, wait.

  • Cheer up Bob. The reason the president didn’t invite you to tea is that you’re already a reliable rebroadcaster of their talking points. They didn’t think you needed any more convincing to see things their way. What that really means is they love you more than the others.

  • “The abuse — you can’t imagine the abuse I get in e-mails. People say things in e-mails … that are absolutely … dreadful. [Plamegate] cost me financially, it cost me very heavy legal fees — about $160,000. And then you have, beyond that, I wasn’t on ‘Meet the Press’ for a number of years, and it helped poison my relationship with CNN.”

    Yeah, well, damaging our national security can sometimes have detrimental effects.

  • Does he not think that maybe saying “bullsh!t” on air to Carville might have had something to do with his lack of time on Crossfire?

  • Hey Bob, the president told you to go sit by the phone, keep your mouth shut and wait for instructions. You’ve had enough kool-aid to last for awhile. We’ll let you know when we can use your services again. Meanwhile, stop emboldening the enemy.

  • The most surprising thing I heard in the interview yesterday was when Novak said that the Lord had saved him from alcoholism. I didn’t think he was from that particular section of the rightosphere.

  • I didn’t think he was from that particular section of the rightosphere. – KCinDC

    I think he was talking about the dark Lord….

  • As for a commitment to real journalism, how would Novak know what that was since he hasn’t practiced journalism, real or otherwise in many a long year. He is just a flack for the Right Wing.

    And as for “poisoning” his relationship with CNN, it is hard to imagine a network that would take kindly to one of its staff cursing on air and walking off the set. While there are a few things that woulkd probably get you sacked faster than such behavior, they could probably be counted on the fingers of one hand (with a few fingers to spare).

  • Poor widdle Novakula, he’s not gettin any love. Damned it’s hard to feel pity for a traitor. Note to Bob: Treasonous behavior poisons the pity well.

    And ROFL @ Former Dan, douchebag of liberty! Too funny.

  • Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Bjobotts, you killed me at #11. If the bandwagon isn’t full and I can still squeeze on, let me join the Anvil Chorus of Derision for Mister Walnut Face. He apparently has yet to learn that if it feels like edgy journalism to you, and the White House loves it from every angle, what it really is is them cleaning the toilet with your head.

    I do feel sorry for somebody who can spend $160,000.00 on lawyers and not show up on TV wearing a barrel held up by a couple of pieces of rope; now, seriously, I do. I paid a bit more than that for my house, and I guess I shouldn’t use the past tense, since I’ll be paying for it until I’m dead. If anyone DOES actually feel a stray frisson of sympathy for Mr. Novak, a moment’s reflection on how arrogantly and derisively he behaved just after he wrecked Ms. Plame’s career – while he still thought the White House would shield and support him – should brace you up.

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