What is Bob Novak talking about?

Obviously, the notion that a person is innocent until proven guilty is a bedrock principle. But when it comes to General Services Administration chief Lurita Alexis Doan and alleged Hatch Act violations, she looks about as guilty as a political figure can.

This has always been a second-tier Bush administration scandal, but it’s still highly entertaining. In January, Karl Rove’s office conducted a partisan political presentation for GSA higher-ups, after which Doan asked GSA political appointees how they could “help ‘our candidates'” in the 2008 elections. After several credible GSA employees came forward to report this, the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee called Doan to testify about politicizing her non-partisan government agency.

It was a disaster. GSA employees were apparently shown a series of slides detailing which seats Karl Rove considers “vulnerable” or “targets,” and the Republicans’ chances of winning the seats. Doan said it was “a team-building meeting.” A lawmaker on the committee asked, “This was a partisan political briefing; it occurred on GSA property, during work hours, and it had nothing to do with the GSA mission. You identified ‘team building’ as one of the purposes of this meeting. Can you explain to the taxpayers of this country how holding this partisan political briefing helped with team-building?” Doan couldn’t.

The Hatch Act explicitly prohibits partisan campaign activities on federal property and Doan’s GSA obviously violated it. (After the hearing, Doan became so paranoid, she told an aide to take her water glass with her, because she didn’t want anyone to “have any fingerprints.”)

And as far as Bob Novak is concerned, the real problem is that Republicans refuse to rally to Doan’s defense. Seriously.

A year ago Lurita Alexis Doan, an innovative African American entrepreneur from Northern Virginia, took a big government job: chief executive of the General Services Administration (GSA). After 12 months she is on the ropes. She is the victim of a fiercely partisan Democratic congressman, an obscure government official trying to vindicate himself and a lame-duck Republican White House unwilling to protect her.

Even by Novak standards, this is hilarious.

Novak complains that Doan is accused of “violating the 68-year-old Hatch Act.” One rarely sees reporters list the age of a law — as if it’s relevant. Perhaps Bush administration officials should only follow the newer laws? Are 68-year-old laws somehow less important than the recently-passed ones?

With the GSA’s 13,000 employees and $56 billion in annual contracts (to construct and maintain federal buildings), Doan was naive in thinking it enough to institute businesslike procedures. “Ever since I made the decision to restore fiscal discipline to all divisions within GSA,” she has said, “I have had to face a series of personal attacks and charges.”

She politicized her agency, misled lawmakers about her conduct under oath, and got caught. This isn’t about “restoring fiscal discipline.”

Doan was taken by surprise that day to find Waxman concentrating instead on a Jan. 26 political briefing about the 2006 elections by Scott Jennings, deputy White House political director, to 30 GSA political appointees — including Administrator Doan. Such briefings were delivered by Jennings throughout the federal government and are not viewed by the White House as violating the 1939 Hatch Act.

First, there’s that age of the law again. Second, Novak argues, without a hint of humor, that the White House doesn’t believe its own partisan political briefings constituted partisan political briefings. In other words, the Bush gang has looked at its own conduct, and concluded that they’re doing everything right. Convinced?

[T]he Jan. 26 meeting targeted no candidate for support, solicited no GSA employee for political activity and resulted in no follow-up.

The meeting targeted dozens of candidates for support and prompted the administrator for the GSA to ask all of her top employees that they could “help ‘our candidates'” in the 2008 elections. There wasn’t follow-up because her staffers complained and an investigation began.

Indeed, the Office of Special Counsel, headed by a Bush partisan, concluded that Doan violated the Hatch Act. It seems pretty straightforward — to everyone except Novak.

I don’t expect much from Novak, but this column is truly an embarrassment. I know that columnists must occasionally struggle for content, but there had to be something else to write about. This just makes him look ridiculous.

I think there are some fairly old laws on the books regarding such things as murdering and stealing, too — possibly because those things were wrong when the laws against them were written and they’re still wrong now.

  • yes, they are like, you know, thousands of years old, and even followed in heathen areas like Europe and Russia and China and so forth, so we shouldn’t pay attention to them.

  • I don’t really care about Novak. Let him write what he wants. The fact that the WaPo and other media allow Novak to remain in their employ, and continue to provide the venue for him and print manure such as this is the real problem.

  • Wow ! The Hatch Act is from 1939?! That’s even older than The FISA Act!

    Bob Novak is a crotchety old skeleton that reeks of mothballs and Polygrip. Who gives a shit what this rancid cunt says? Somebody should replace his Preparation-H with Crazy Glue, and feed him to some pigs.

    (Sheesh- listen to me! It must be Monday.)

  • “Ever since I made the decision to restore fiscal discipline to all divisions within GSA,” she has said, “I have had to face a series of personal attacks and charges.”

    Damn. Time for another Irony-o-meter. I first learned of Doan on this very blog:

    The new chief of the U.S. General Services Administration is trying to limit the ability of the agency’s inspector general to audit contracts for fraud or waste…

    Doan compared Miller and his staff to terrorists, according to a copy of the notes obtained by The Washington Post. “There are two kinds of terrorism in the US: the external kind; and, internally, the IGs have terrorized the Regional Administrators,” Doan said, according to the notes.

    [Emphasis mine]

    In addition to suggesting that there is a correlation between the age of a law and its relevance, No-slacks also tries to hint that Doan is being mistreated because she’s African-American but manages to sound pretty fucking condesending. Oooh. African-American woman doing a great big job.

    Gods, what a shit. The woman broke the law. Perhaps he’s suggesting that we should pat her on the head because she only broke one that’s 68 years old or even that some level of law breaking is all we should expect from “Those people.”

    Stupid bigotted prick.

  • The Hatch Act explicitly prohibits partisan campaign activities on federal property–which has always made me wonder how they can justify Karl Rove being in the White House, putting his greasy little fingers on everything this administration does. Rove and all of them, for whom political considerations are the only considerations.

    And I’m *so* curious about what Ms. Doan has done that is so bad that she thinks that fingerprint evidence would be important.

  • Maybe it’s subtle, or maybe it’s me, but it seems as if the Hatch Act is often referenced by when it was passed, which, happens to be in the midst of the FDR years.

    I’m wondering if this is one of those dog-whistle things, signalling to loyal Republicans that the Hatch Act is one of those Democratic New Deal laws that ought to be repealled, or at a minimum, ignored.

  • Doesn’t Novak have anything better to do, like outing an undercover CIA operative or something?

    By the way, The United States Constitution of 1789 is pretty old, but some of the stuff in there, oh… like… say, The Bill Rights is still useful to even Robert No-Black.

    Apparently Mr. Novak receives his paycheck from the same imperial corporatists that are invested in the Cheney Administration. That would explain his repugnant argument.

  • Doan needs to spend less time watching CSI and more time following the law.

  • Orange beat me to the punchline in #7. We should, I guess, refer to Novak’s age every time we mention him. He seems to think it’s important to remember the age of old things, and readers might like to know how old the moronic pundit is who’s obviously off his meds.

    And Bob, are you proposing we scrap the Hatch act? How about after Al Gore wins in 2008? Something tells me that the 76 year old Novak would rethink this concept in that case.

    On a side note, I’m wondering if the thing that’s chapping the 76 year old Novak’s hide is that he might not live long enough to see another Republican president. If Al Gore and Barak Obama served full terms, Novak would be about 94 years old when their nightmare of peace and prosperity ended.

    And I’ll bet he’d still be cranking out the same crap.

  • One rarely sees reporters list the age of a law — as if it’s relevant. Perhaps Bush administration officials should only follow the newer laws?

    Don’t you know everything changed after 9/11?

  • I wonder if my lawyer can use this in my defence:

    “Your honor, my client stands accused of violating New York’s ancient law prohibiting murder, a law which is 383 years old, dating back to the founding of New Amsterdam in 1624!”

  • Not the most important point in the world, but I hadn’t known that Lurita Doan was considered African American. Huh.

  • “Are 68-year-old laws somehow less important than the recently-passed ones?”

    The only sense I can make of Novak’s qualifier (and I realize I’m probably reaching) is that it’s dog-whistle politics. To a lot of people on the right, FDR and his pinko policies were unAmerican and illegitimate, and there may be people who know to infer this when Novak mentions a law being from 1939.

    But Novak says so many ridiculous things, he probably just forgot to speak out of his mouth again.

  • “This just makes him look ridiculous.”

    The 1931 Robert Novak crossed the line into self parody long ago. All Hail “The Douchebag for Liberty” !

  • Not the most important point in the world, but I hadn’t known that Lurita Doan was considered African American. Huh

    How dumb do you think I feel? I even saw video of her and didn’t realize she was African American.

    As if that’s the point anyway. Funny of Ole Bob to bring it up.

  • Ethel-to Tilly, sorry – I should have read the comments more carefully before adding my own.

    But I do think we’re right about the FDR dog-whistle. Novak is a disgusting specimen, cunning and devious, but I don’t think he’s stupid or careless. 1939 is in there for a reason.

  • Novak complains that Doan is accused of “violating the 68-year-old Hatch Act.”

    Doubtless, Novak would prefer for Mis Doan to violate 76yr-old *men* (like himself).

    #s 14 &17. I saw the clips from the hearings too and it never crossed my mind she was African-American, either. I guess my race-o-meter is out of whack…

  • Great minds Brecht… I’m always chagrined at how many people don’t get the historical context of things

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