What it takes to improve the Bush gang’s legacy

In the NYT this week, Robert Dallek reviews Elisabeth Bumiller’s new book on Condoleezza Rice, “An American Life: A Biography.” One gets the sense the book probably won’t be too hard-hitting — Bumiller has a well-earned reputation for passivity, and Dallek notes the biography’s “above-the-battle tone” and refusal to “offer any decisive judgments on Ms. Rice’s performance.”

Most notably, though, there was this gem:

Ms. Bumiller says that if President Bush and Ms. Rice can produce a settlement in the Middle East between Israelis and Palestinians and an end to North Korea’s nuclear program, it would give them claims on success that would significantly improve their historical reputations.

After struggling a bit, I think the word I’m looking for here is, “Duh.”

As Scott Lemieux added, “And if I discover a way of powering cars entirely with oxygen, emitting a vapor that would result in the immediate killing of cockroaches and paralysis in the hands of every Hollywood producer about to sign a contract with Joel Schumacher and Uwe Boll, my reputation as a world-class scientist would be greatly enhanced.”

Yglesias gets in on the fun, too: “By the same token, if earth’s yellow sun gave me the powers of a kryptonian, I’d be a super hero. If my blog had Engadget’s traffic, I’d be the most popular political blogger. If George Bush could breath underwater, he’d be a fish.”

To be sure, if Bush and Rice can bring peace to Israel (after seven years of intentional neglect) and solve the North Korean nuclear crisis (which they helped exacerbate through a meandering and misguided foreign policy), then sure, the progress would certainly “improve their historical reputations.”

But given the likelihood, and seven years of foolishness to reflect on, I’m still pretty confident that history will not be kind.

What’s more, perhaps it’s predictable given Bumiller’s past, but it’s striking that the NYT reporter seems unwilling to draw conclusions.

She admires her extraordinary rise from a childhood in 1950s segregated Alabama to the highest office ever held by an African-American woman. But Ms. Bumiller understands that Ms. Rice’s place in history will rest more on her record in the Bush administration. And “with 18 months left in office,” Ms. Bumiller wrote as she finished her book, “it was still too early to come to definite conclusions.”

Really? It is? After multiple failures, many of them catastrophic, can’t we draw some “definite conclusions” about the merit of the Bush administration’s approach to foreign policy?

Ms. Rice’s record here as both national security adviser and secretary of state will surely undermine her historical standing. “She knows very well that if she doesn’t do anything” about the Middle East, “she will be Iraq,” a European diplomat who was a friend of Ms. Rice told Ms. Bumiller.

Count on it.

The whole quest for a “historical legacy” by all the Bushites, not just Boy George II, is a clear expression of disdain for the American people. After all, if BGII can’t be popular with the American People (like, say, Bill Clinton was and is) than their (our) opinions don’t really matter. What matters is that someday, some historian will decide that BGII and his minions were not the worst administration of all time.

Hence their fascination with Harry Truman (very unpopular because of Korea, but well thought of now) and their oft repeated claim that Jimmy Carter was the worst president of all time.

Sorry Condi the Unimaginative. You’re not going to be well treated by history, if for no other reason than the fact you let Russia slide back into authoritarianism during your watch only because you, as a “Soviet Union Expert”, were more comfortable with it that way.

  • Rice”s reputation as supreme suck-up and Bush apologist are well-founded and unlikely to change regardless of what happens in the next 12 months. Who could have imagined? No one could have predicted!

  • Didn’t we hear this type of hope denying reality with all the talk of “turning another corner” in Iraq? An eleventh hour ray of competence won’t undo the past seven years of utterly malicious incompetence and destruction.

    But maybe if the entire Bush administration suddenly admitted their mendacity and wrongdoing, spent their remaining time in office undoing their damnable legacy and then immediately reported for detention at Guantanamo Bay, maybe then would they begin to redeem themselves to this nation.

  • bush’s messianic complex allows him to believe that the unavoidable leading of his children thru the desert on the way to the promised land is bound to be messy.

    delusion’s the only way he gets a night’s sleep, i’d imagine.

  • It is quite likely a safe bet—the kind of wager that couldn’t be made any more “safer” if it were to be locked up in one of Beelzebub Cheney’s man-sized safes—that the salvation of the Bush-Wah-Zee “legacy” is about as likely as my inventing a magical serum that, when ingested, forces all Reskunklicans, Libertarians, and other such conservative doggie-dung offal to (1) renounce all forms of lying, cheating, and stealing, (2) admit that they are all willful accomplices in the commission of vast numbers of crimes against humanity, and (3) develop an intrinsic desire to fling themselves into the churning propellers of an Iranian-flagged oil tanker.

    Place your bets, please….

  • Gotta agree with #5. No one will remember Rice except maybe for the fact that she was buying designer shoes in Manhattan at the height of the Katrina wreckage. Bush will not accomplish one damn thing during the remainder of his term except possibly make things even worse. Unfortunately, I think he’ll never know how much he’s truly despised here and around the world; his toadies will make sure he never sees, hears or reads(!) anything negative.

  • Say what you want – they are laughing all the way to the bank while we debate their “historic legacy.”

    Even worse – its now the buffoon dems that are the primary enablers of dur chimpfuhrer – at least I could understand why the repugs did not hold the administration accountable.

    The criminal cabal behind this administration (don’t kid yourself, the smirking chimp is only the frontman) has been “successful” beyond avarice and their wildest dreams.

    Make all the snarky comments you like – they are getting away with it and the democratic leadership is now a full partner in the crimes.

  • i think that given the terrible situation bush & condi created in the middle east, resolution of the isreali/palestinian conflict is highly unlikely. but in the unlikely event they succeeded, it is doubtful that history would overlook all of their failures and give them a passing grade overall. face it, they’ve fucked up too much else in the world to make something like this change history’s opinion of them.

  • Ahh, give Ms. Bumiller a break. She may just be entertaining that old SNL skit – the What If history series where things like Superman landing in Nazi Germany would set off an historical What If? – Bumiller is a fool! -Kevo

  • Nobody is going to get anywhere on the Israeli-Palestinian problem until someone confronts the Israelis and tells them “no more money, no more military toys, till you stop the bullshit.” They have to end the settlements in the West Bank and send the Jewish Taliban there back to Crown Heights where they came from.

    The Israelis haven’t seriously negotiated anything on this ever, because they think they have Washington snookered with the Israel Lobby – and as long as they can con people into thinking this time they’re actually going to do what they say they will, that this time they don’t have their fingers crossed behind their back, then the Israel Lobby is successful while the creeping land theft in the West Bank continues relentlessly. That is the real Israeli policy and we need to see it as such.

    The Israelis have to be held to the same standards the rest of the world gets held to.

    Of course, doing all this will also involve neutralizing the Christian Zionists and their “End (of the Jews) Times” religious bullshit. That the Israelis look on these people as allies – religious nuts who want to see all but 144,000 Jews who convert and proclaim the returned Jesus the Messiah while the rest perish – is the height of stupidity because when they have to do what they’re going to have to do (give up the West Bank), these people will turn on them as traitors to the cause of the Second Coming.

  • I was thinking recently that Bumiller’s regular “White House Hand Job” column (or whatever it was called) hadn’t appeared in awhile. Now we know why: she was going for a longer-form and perhaps more profitable format for her fact-free propagandizing on behalf of Bush and His Most Loyal Bushies.

  • Lance said:

    “Sorry Condi the Unimaginative. You’re not going to be well treated by history, if for no other reason than the fact you let Russia slide back into authoritarianism during your watch only because you, as a “Soviet Union Expert”, were more comfortable with it that way.”

    That is my favorite. Miss Russia Scholar, Poly Sci Ph.D., world class wankerette let Russia reemerge and blow by her like she was a fence post anchored in concrete. The seven years that she and her chuckle headed mentor have spent digging holes to nowhere and filling them in with $$$, Putin has spent rebuilding and strengthening and marveling at how friggin’ easy it was.

    Shruby and Condi have their shoelaces tied together and they are tripping their way to the exit. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is watching the sorry spectacle, stone faced, from the cover of Time magazine while off camera he’s laughing his ass off seeing the American goofs who think they control everything but who understand nothing.

  • Is anyone sure that the Condi Rice we see is an actual living person and not a Madame Tussaud’s wax creation? I ask only because after 4 years or more of just making things worse, she seems to have spent the last three doing absolutely nothing (which has also made things worse) except stocking her shoe closet and pretending not to be afraid of Dick Cheney.

    I just hope Roger Goodell stays as commissioner of the NFL for a long time, and that Condi is kept far away from her “dream” job.

  • As usual, it’s all about perception not reality. If BGII and wankerette can spin events their way, and then control the historical treatment (which they can) the future world may come to think of Bush as some sort of statesman. Condi is going to disappear in any case since she’s merely the hired help. Money from conservative trogs will endow history chairs and fill them with suitable flacks. Right wing think tanks will hold seminars and conferences extoling Bush’s policies. Just look at the veneration of Reagan. It’s amazing what enough money can do.

  • What it takes to improve the Bush gang’s legacy

    Large amounts of alcohol, strong drugs, or combinations there of – our alcoholic/cocaine-addict AWOL “war pResident” knows how to leave reality behind, “improving” his legacy in a fog of addiction.

  • I find it discouraging, to say the least, that the media’s focus, and that of historians, is always on the “legacy” of the president, or other leaders, rather than what the effect of their leadership has been on the people and the nation and the world.

    There’s a presumption here that we’re all rooting for the president to score well, that we’re sitting around with bated breath anticipating what historians will say about him, as if he were a contestant on American Idol. Nobody gives a flying eff about this bastard’s legacy, and why should we? He’s supposed to be running the government, and he ran it into the ground. It’s not Bush’s legacy that matters, it’s what he’s done to us all.

    It’s like that with the ratings. What does Bush need to do to get his ratings up is the question the media keeps asking. Who cares about his ratings? What’s important is the job he’s supposed to be doing.

  • Condi will also be remembered for her role in 9/11, especially her mind boggling testimony before the 9/11 commission and her numerous uses of “no one could have anticipated…” for things that had been anticipated many times before by many different agencies.

  • bush should send in the navy air force and decimate the burmese junta.

    bush to world: well see…our boys were on a trainin’ mission off the burmese coast and the squadron was sent astray …. real sorry about that (wink-wink)

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