What’s in a name?

Last summer, when the fight over the most conservative of Bush’s judicial nominees was reaching the boiling point, Republicans decided they didn’t like the phrase they had already come up with: the “nuclear option.” It started a protracted, mind-numbing discussion, and media hand wringing, over whether the tactic was the “nuclear option,” the “constitutional option,” “filibuster reform,” or one of the other less-offensive names the GOP could come up with.

What did the name of the tactic have to do with the policy itself? Nothing, but conservatives take advertising pitches seriously — and they know that an unattractive brand name could undermine their goals. Unfortunately, it looks like we’re going to have another semantics debate, this time on warrantless searches.

“Let me talk about one other program … something that you’ve been reading about in the news lately. It’s what I would call a ‘terrorist surveillance program.'”

It’s all about the public relations, isn’t it? The descriptions in news reports about Bush’s “domestic surveillance” program, or his “warrantless spying” program probably didn’t poll well. The White House has a campaign to run here, and if there’s one thing the Bush gang appreciates, it’s the importance of carefully-worded slogans. (see “Mission Accomplished,” et al)

The interesting thing to watch now is to see how news accounts of the controversy change to accommodate the White House’s sloganeering — and how many cries of “liberal bias” we hear if reporters fail to go along with the president’s preferred label.

OK fellow Democrats, we have two choices here:
1) Squeal and whine when Republicans transform and, usually, win debates by transforming language
2) Start transforming language ourselves. Exercise one: Come up with a more accurate description for “Health Savings Accounts”. Like, say, “The Mandatory $2000 Deductible Plan”. Then bully media outlets into using it.

OK, gang, which one do we choose?

Yeah, that’s what I figured we’d choose. Never mind.

Sigh.

  • BC,

    Couldn’t agree with you more, in all respects.

    As to “terrorist surveillance program”, I noticed that little name change when I accidentally stopped on Tucker Carlson’s little show on MSNBC last night. In fact, the talking head opposite him actually said “domestic surveillance program” and then stopped himself and fixed it by uttering “terrorist surveillance program”.

    Then Bowtie ushered out an author critical of US Foreign Policy and who apparently got a plug from OBL in his latest tape, at which point I had a TC-induced “Mary Hart” seizure and passed out.

  • I would like to give them a high impact knuckle massage right on the nose. A rose is a rose by any other name, and if it smells like crap, looks like crap, and taste like crap, well it must be the terrorist survallience program.

  • If it’s a battle over nomenclature, so be it. I think “unconstitutional, illegal, warrentless searches” sticks in peoples’ heads much better than what the Bushies would rather call it.

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