When the Bush gang impersonates Fox News staffers — literally

For the gang that puts together fake-news segments, this doesn’t seem like a huge surprise.

A Mississippi couple whose home was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina said two men who later identified themselves as Secret Service agents pretended to be Fox News journalists when surveying their neighborhood in advance of a March 8 visit from President Bush.

The men arrived on March 3 at the site of the beachfront home that Jerry and Elaine Akins are rebuilding in Gautier, Miss., Elaine Akins said in a telephone interview yesterday.

“They didn’t show any cards or anything,” Akins said. “They just came up and said they were with the media, and then they said they were with Fox. They just talked to us and asked us about rebuilding our house. Then, after everything was over with, they approached us and they were laughing, and they said: ‘You know, we really weren’t with Fox. We’re government, Secret Service men.’ “

To its credit, the White House acknowledged that this was wrong and said the two officials will face disciplinary action (in this case, they will be “verbally reprimanded”).

As it happens, however, these officials were actually lying twice. First they claimed to be with Fox News (what other network could they have picked?), which wasn’t true. Second they claimed to be with the Secret Service, which apparently wasn’t true either. Tom Mazur, a spokesman for the Secret Service, said he did not know who the men were but they were not Secret Service officials.

On the one hand, I suppose these advance team staffers deserve some sympathy. If I worked for Bush and had to go to the Gulf Coast, I wouldn’t want to admit it either.

On the other hand, given the White House’s standards for veracity, I’m also not sure why these guys are going to be disciplined. Doesn’t the Bush gang believe in rewarding those who mislead?

After the verbal reprimand, I fully expect these two be promoted. I hear there’s an opening in Claude Allen’s office.

They only lied about the Secret Service part. Fox News and the White House are the same thing – 100% pure crap.

  • In Bushland being disciplined means being promoted.
    A reverse merit-ocracy where the lower your standards, the higher your status in a pyramid power structure of increasing corruption with the commander in chief at the apex.

  • I wouldn’t give Fox News the time of day. After this (and many other incidents lately, such as aiding & abetting Cheney’s assault with a shotgun) I wouldn’t give the Secret Service the time of day, either … not unless I saw valid identification first (and I’m not sure I would cooperate with such gangsters even then).

  • I’m sure this sort of behavior will not be tolerated, and that these two will be disciplined by giving them continued access to classified documents, and regular paychecks, as is standard procedure for White House employees.

  • They were obviously auditioning for a job with the White House. Demonstrating an ability to lie for them is like taking a typing test at legitimate businesses. A primary, price of entry skill.

  • Be all you can be. Enter Shrubworld and you can be whatever you can dream up. Got a pair of sunglasses? Well heck, put down that rake. Hey you’re in the Secret Service. Write home and tell the folks.

  • Re Swan: Yes, there definitely is something really clever just lurking under the calm.

    Me? This story is so fucking stupid because it is about fucking stupid people.

  • I wouldn’t give Fox News the time of day. Ed Stephan

    I’m sure this comment has been recorded in the NSA database and men with sun glasses and dark suits are being dispached to investigate. The dreaded O’Reilly fox security police will soon be a’knocking to demand from Ed what the time of day is, and why he is keeping it secret?

  • If I *did* give Fox News the time of day, the story would certainly run as “Why do liberals even get the time wrong?”

  • The Simpsons’ creator Matt Groening was told not to make fun of Fox News because it was feared that the ticker tape would confuse FNC’s audience.

    How can you take them serious?

  • I try to avoid any “news” that spends more time on celebrity gossip and sports than they do on actual news coverage. Which means most of the networks.

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