‘Where do we hide the president?’

Earlier this week, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) was answering questions from the Austin American-Statesman about a variety of issues, when the paper brought up Cornyn’s upcoming re-election campaign. “Will you ask the president to appear with you on the campaign trail?” the paper asked.

“I will probably ask the president to help me do some fundraising, but probably not on the campaign trail,” Cornyn said, adding, “We’ve talked about his poll numbers.”

Cornyn is running in Texas — and he’s already made it clear that he doesn’t want to even be seen with the president next year. That’s … rather humiliating.

I thought about Cornyn’s comments when I saw The Politico’s Elizabeth Wilner’s piece, speculating about what the Republican National Convention is going to be like for the outgoing president in about a year.

Twenty-five hundred delegates to the Republican National Convention pause in their exchange of hellos on this opening night and break into warm if not wild applause.

Up to the podium steps George W. Bush. A cocksure grin and a wistful glint in his eye reflect his new convention role: not to be the party’s nominee but to introduce him. Sort of.

The outgoing president’s appearance tonight has caused some nervous hand-wringing in Republican circles. Convention organizers have struggled for weeks over the question of how to use the event to spit-shine the Grand Old Party brand yet still pay homage to the president under whose watch it got tarnished.

That Bush would participate in this convention somehow was never in doubt. Despite the difficulties posed, his absence would have been even more awkward. After some talk of an address via satellite from Crawford, Texas, convention officials ultimately scheduled this appearance tonight in the hope of putting some distance between Bush and the nominee, who won’t arrive here for two more days.

It’s still quite a ways off, but I’ve been mulling over the scenario myself. I’m not sure if Wilner’s take is quite right.

First, as Steve M. noted, no one should underestimate just how far gone the die-hard GOP base really is.

Even a year from now, the party regulars will still be Bush end-timers. Like middle-aged moms and dads at a state fair cheering on a pot-bellied rocker two decades past his sell-by date, they’ll just swoon, still seeing him the way he looked to them when he was in his prime.

That may sound hard to believe, but I think it’s absolutely right. For the 28-percenters, Bush could come to their house, shoot their dog, and set their home on fire, and they’d assume he must have had a good reason. To think that Bush would not receive an enthusiastic response from the GOP faithful at the Republican National Convention is to underestimate the nature of far-right hero worship.

Indeed, at a recent debate for the party’s presidential candidates, Mitt Romney said, “Let me tell you, it’s been very popular lately for people across the country to be critical of the president and the vice president. And I know they make mistakes. But they have kept us safe these last six years. Let’s not forget that.” It was hollow rhetoric — which was met with sustained and enthusiastic applause.

I’d add, however, that there’s a distinction between the starry-eyed, Bush-loving activists and the party establishment figures who actually care more about winning elections than messianic public relations.

Tony Fabrizio, a major GOP pollster and party insider, was asked by Newsweek whether Bush would even be invited to the convention. “If they’re smart, no,” Fabrizio said. “Especially if things don’t change in Iraq, we’ll have the problem the Democrats had in 1968 with Lyndon Johnson and Vietnam. The question becomes: where do we hide the president?”

It’s going to be a very common question very soon.

“where do we hide the president?”

i could answer that question, but you wouldn’t be able to print it.

  • “Where do we hide the president?”

    Dick knows a few undisclosed locations and, worst case scenario, has a man-sized safe. Won’t be a problem.

  • ***…and break into warm if not wild applause.***

    The applause that Bush gets at this event should make a respectful round of “golf-clapping” at the PGA Masters look like a British soccer match. Unless, of course, the delegates decide to cheer for the fact that Bush is finally—FINALLY—going away….

  • Aw c’mon, what have the Republicans done with Bush’s massive failures for the past six years? They’ve blamed them on someone else.

    Bush will be hailed as a man whose vision was too great for his times, stymied by bureaucrats, attacked by the left and mistreated by the MSM.

    The Reaganization of Bush will take the same amount of time that it takes the Democrats to clean up his mess.

  • I think the delegates will love Bush. It’s the candidates and their managers who would prefer that he be hidden. Repulicans are too stupid to hate Bush. 30 per cent rating in the polls is more like 60 per cent among Republicans.

  • This is where holding the convention so late will come back to bite the GOP in the butt – if the scenario had happened in June or July, they would have had the whole summer to put it behind them and craft a new story around the candidate – instead this will all happen after Labor Day – during the actual campaign – they won’t have time to run away from it and the memory and the visual will still be fresh in peoples minds during the entire fall campaign

  • It doesn’t really matter if the people at the convention like President Bush.

    If the nominee thinks that the rest of the country doesn’t want Bush to be at the convention then the noninee is in a tough spot.

    You can get the convention delegates to do anything. Getting 50% of the country to agree is the tough part.

  • You all are thinking like Democrats (i.e., rationally). We’re talking the Lizard Brain tribe, whose greatest joy in life is sticking it to the lib’ruls. All being hated does is validate Bush to them.

    The GOP never acts ashamed of anything (this is an outgrowth of Rove’s “never admit mistakes” MO). So expect Bush in a prominent place at the convention.

    The money people who run the GOP will know it won’t help them, but they also already know they are losing this cycle. Better to keep the party together as it gets defeated than allow it to fragment by pissing off the base by suppressing their hero.

  • Agreee with Dennis, Dale and jimBOB. Although this sentence:

    “I’d add, however, that there’s a distinction between the starry-eyed, Bush-loving activists and the party establishment figures who actually care more about winning elections that messianic public relations.”

    can be amended to apply to the Dems as well:

    “I’d add, however, that there’s a distinction between the reality-based, rights-loving activists and the party establishment figures who actually care more about winning elections than doing what is right for this country.”

  • This is assuming that Bush will in fact appear at the convention as an outgoing president. With all the huge efforts that have been made by this president and the people behind him to build up the power of the executive without any checks or any oversight, don’t we have to consider the idea that they are not going to want to give that power up, especially to someone of an opposing ideology? Can we really discount the possibility that they would find some way to manufacture a crisis that would lead to the declaration of martial law and the suspension of elections? God knows I hope this is wrong…but I wouldn’t put anything past these people.

  • Look, they believe the Romney comment that he has kept us safe for the past 6 years.

    To the typical believer 9/11 did not happen under the Bush administration.

  • It’s hard to disagree with any of the comments above. The kool-aid drinkers hate anyone who is not them so much that they will cling to Bush ever tighter as their ship goes down. That said, the Republican National Convention is a time when the nation will be focused on what goes on at their bash. For the sake of not totally alienating independents and deluded Democrats who the R’s need to elect their next Great White Hope, I’m betting they have a 10-minute very sappy video montage of Bush’s greatest hits complete with sappy violins and crying Americans while W himself will have to be elsewhere and phone it in because of a pending emergency like a bad case of hemorrhoids, Barney needs to be walked or he’s washing his hair.

  • It’s all in Eric Hoffer’s True Believer, still one of the most important books of the 20th century.

    Molte grazie for the image: “… middle-aged moms and dads at a state fair cheering on a pot-bellied rocker two decades past his sell-by date ….”

  • I’ve heard people say that they still like Bush, it’s just that he was badly advised. No, really.

    I can imagine them loving a rousing, propaganda-filled Bush speech, particularly if he does that condescending, explaining-the-meaning-of simple-English-words-to-a-2nd-grader thing that they seem to love so much. Throw in a couple hundred mentions of 9/11 and he’ll be a hit.

  • The assumption of an orderly transition of power in contemporary American should, in my mind, no longer be a foregone assumption. Recall Guiliani’s attempt to remain on as mayor of NYC after his term expired at the end of 2001. He made the case, badly, for being the only one who could really lead (Der Fuhrer!) the city in the aftermath of 911 even though he was prevented by term limits from running again in Nov. 2001. I say expect a rerun of that reasoning by virtue of some real or contrived “national emergency.”

    Thus wondering about Bush’s role in the Republican convention is like doing carpentry on a burning building. There may be a convention, and even an election, but not necessarily a transition. I would like to be wrong, and believe we can survive the horror of the past six years with some of our basic political institutions intact, but increasingly I doubt it.

  • Let’s remember that to the likes of Mark Noonan (Blogs for Bush) Bush is the most honest person on the planet and the best president ever.

  • Given Der Presidential Advance/Precision Goose-Stepping Manual, I wonder if part of the problem is finding people known to be sufficiently loyal to the president to fill out the audience.

  • Cornyn has and continues to be a Bush supporter/enabler. He reliably recites Karls talking points at evey turn. Why he thinks not having Bush on the campaign trail will help him is beyond me.

  • The reception to Bush at the convention may be entertaining (I’m torn between them throwing their little hats at him and them carying him off stage on their shoulders like he just scored the winning basket).

    What I want to know is what is he going to say. At that point there will be an anointed nominee and that man will have his own strategy/message. Since all of the candidates seem to be running from Bush as much as possible, how does he stand up and defend is legacy (as the worst-president-ever) while at the same time showing support for Mitt the Shit or Fruity Rudy or (gulp) Fred “I’m Reagan” Thompson?

    My guess is that W does not eat crap for anyone. He will not want to get up and contradict himself or his policies (on purpose). My money says he does not appear/speak and neither does secret Dick. If the GOP knows how to do anything it is cover up.

  • don’t we have to consider the idea that they are not going to want to give that power up

    I used to worry about that, but at least as far as Bush is concerned I don’t think it’s a problem. Bush rather obviously doesn’t care for the day-to-day duties of the presidency (thus all the vacations). The only reason he was gung-ho for re-election was that he wanted to show up his dad the one-termer. With both Iraq and his polling in the toilet, his major domestic initiatives moribund, and his enemies in charge of the legislative branch, it can’t be much fun to sit around dodging subpoenas and contemplating the ruins of his administration. Sticking around would just mean having to spend even longer pretending Iraq isn’t irretrievable. Better to bequeath that mess to some hapless Democrat.

    WRT martial law, stop worrying. There is no mechanism for pulling it off; the army hates Bush and is mostly overstretched in Iraq and Afghanistan, and state and local constabularies don’t answer to Bush. Some people fantasize about using private mercenary forces from Blackwater etc, but this is not a realistic possibility. They’d need forces numbering in the high hundred thousands (preferably millions), and they don’t have a tenth of that. Remember they can’t even keep order among a restless population in Baghdad; how are they expecting to do it all over the sprawling US of A?

  • The ghost of bush will hover over the Grand Old Pervert convention like 19th century london smog on a Jack the Ripper evening out.
    Whether or not his putrid corpse will be permitted to stink the place up is a decision the maccaca party candidate will make.

  • Why he thinks not having Bush on the campaign trail will help him is beyond me.

    Because he’s a cowardly, dishonest sack of shit?

    “We’ve talked about his poll numbers.”

    Sure you did Cornhole. You told the boy in the bubble people don’t like him so much any more and he’s still talking to you. GtFo. The Infant Emperor will be quite displeased if someone reads that article to him.

  • He not only shot the dog, he ate it raw and barbecued the bones over the embers of the burning house. Yet the drooling masses will still forgive him. God knows why.

  • The problem is of course not with most hard core Republican activists, it is with those TV cameras and whatever larger audience will still watch what the party does. Perhaps there could be a fairly short speech and transmission difficulties, or a scuffle on the convention floor with Bush rushed off the podium and out the back door, with the convention resumed shortly. Bush and the nominee holding up each other’s hands is just too good for billboards and TV spots with alternative voice overs.

  • Maybe when he’s in Minneapolis they can send him over to northeast to pick up some donuts – via the 35w bridge. Should be about 1/2 done by then.

    Some good bakeries over in northeast….

  • Just go to you supermarket, and look at the trivial garbage which is read by most people who go to the grocery store. This is the mentality of the American electorate. Millions of them voted for the Dubya twice.

    Remember those same loonies at the last GOP convention mocking the legitimate war hero John Kerry, while cheering for their draftdodging military deserter. Did any of them put two and two together and say: “There’s something not quite right here”? That’s got to be the lowest point in the history of our two-party system.

    Of course they’ll rationalize having Bush at the convention. But you can bet your butt he won’t be seen much on the campaign trail. That’s where the shit hits the fan.

  • You can’t hid Bush..

    Think of the incredable ads that will come out of that puke fest..

    I hope they give Bush a big long spot in primetime, afterall, he is their leader, and they didd folllow him for the last 7 yrs, and they will follow him to the end, because that is what Republicans do, they follow, right over a damn cliff, they will follow their messiah

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