Why let a little thing like death get in the way?

The religious right, like any political movement, has to worry about replacing long-time leaders. The Big Three — [tag]Robertson[/tag], [tag]Falwell[/tag], and [tag]Dobson[/tag] — are all in their 70s and have begun to experience health problems. It’s only natural for the movement’s organizations and activists to start wondering who’ll lead the crusade for the next generation.

Dobson’s Focus on the Family, however, is asking itself a slightly different question. Instead of wondering how to fill the big guy’s shoes, Focus wants to figure out how to keep Dobson around — indefinitely.

Several years ago, the ministry’s board and its top executives began grappling with the question of a successor for James Dobson. In 2005, Jim Daly, who joined the ministry in 1989, was chosen to become the permanent president and CEO of Focus, solving one half of the successor problem. But the ministry’s leaders could find no one who could take James Dobson’s place as the public persona of the ministry. Then they hit upon a daring idea: Why not create a “virtual” James Dobson who could continue as the public face of the ministry long after the flesh-and-blood man was gone?

Scripture has a timeless quality, and Focus executives felt that with a little buffing and polishing, Dobson’s homespun advice could be equally enduring. After all, the underpinnings of Dobson’s war come from his interpretations of the Good Book. Old cassettes and videotapes are being re-edited or redone, and Doctor D. is busy rewriting or updating various passages of his most popular books. “I’ve addressed just about everything relative to the family at this point. I’d hate to see it go the way of all flesh,” he told biographer Dale Buss.

Just what the religious right needs — it’s own V.C. Andrews, who managed to churn out books years after her death.

In Dobson’s case, it kind of gives new meaning to the phrase “holy ghost.”

He’s like L. Ron Hubbard…. or Lenin.

Why don’t they just stuff him and put him in their Lobby?

  • It be nice if these guys would forgo medicine and just put their fate in the lords hands.
    You know, like the Global Warming.

  • Why not create a “virtual” James Dobson who could continue as the public face of the ministry long after the flesh-and-blood man was gone?

    Just like Colonel Sanders!

  • Just as with the image of “Big Brother” in Orwell’s 1984, the Reich will broadcast the eternally-vigilant image of “Brother Jim” into as many households as is humanly possible….

  • These Christian winger leaders have turned themselves into objects of worship. They may claim that they believe in the ten commandments … but they seem to ignore the first one on the list.

  • W=Notice how good, sane, people never aspire to live forever? Stalin, Mao, Castro, Walt Disney, Michael Jackson- all about the living forever. Searching for immortality is a sign of evil, much like torturing small animals as a child.

    The good die young. The insane try to live forever. A Virtual Dobson for a virtual christian religion. Whatever…….call up Tom Cruise, someone thinks he’s L Ron Hubbard!

  • “I’d hate to see it go the way of all flesh…”

    Wait a minute. Isn’t that part of the Divine Plan? This world shall pass away and all that mumbo-jumbo. Hasn’t Hypocrite Dobson heard about the Sin of Pride?

  • I’ve been wondering: if he has the rapture, can I have his car? I’d bet it’s better than my brother-in-law’s Camry. You can have it after he goes on up.

  • Just goes to show that nine-tenths of televangelism is showmanship, not substance. Watch any of them and all they have to do is pontificate forcefully while quoting from the Bible (a book they did not write and rarely even understand), and the drooling masses will eat it up.

    Great work if you can get it, unless you have a conscience or an ounce of integrity.

  • This could have great cross-over appeal as comedy. I’m thinking Max Headroom meets The Spanish Inquisition

  • This really is nothing new, the Christians have been following a dead guy for what, 2,000 years now?

    Dobson acts like a robot already, the simulation might be more lifelike.

    But with modern computer animation, it won’t be long til we all have Our Own Personal Jesus, so maybe Dobson will have to hang it up eventually anyway. But in the year 3,000 somewhere on the internet, James Dobson will still predicting the imminent return of Jesus and the destruction of the earth, and he’ll tell you all the details if you will just send in $1,000 for his latest book (inflation’s a bitch).

    Never underestimate the gullibility of the religious.

  • What?

    You mean Robertson, Dobson, and Falwell

    aren’t dead already?

    I thought they must be zombies –

    the living dead.

  • “But the ministry’s leaders could find no one who could take James Dobson’s place as the public persona of the ministry”

    WWJD: What Would James Do?

  • Ah, Lenin,

    An not oft mentioned fact about Lenin and his successor Stalin. Stalin ordered Lenin’s brain embalmed, encased in wax, then cut into paper thin layers so the brain could be examined to ‘explain’ Lenin’s genius.

    And I suppose to permanently prevent any possibility of someone figuring out a way to bring him back to life 😉

    This was Soviet Russia, after all.

  • Man, I was really hoping they’d go the undead route, but the thought of a mindless army of empty-eyed, brain-dead minions shuffling aimlessly about at the behest of Zombie Dobson was too much like reality. Frightening.

  • Wait, how about if they just put his head in a dish of electrolytes with wires and stuff attached to his head? I saw that in a movie once on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Think of the possibilities! 😉

  • Curmudgeon, considering it’s Dobson, maybe go for the Wizard of Oz, fire and giant-projected head look.

    Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

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