Will ‘celestial drops’ fall on Harris’ head?

Rep. Katherine Harris’ (R-Fla.) Senate campaign hasn’t exactly gotten off to a good start. Dems are anxious to remind voters about Harris’ role in stealing a presidential election, while Republicans are openly recruiting other candidates to run against her in a GOP primary.

But Harris’ policy work is also open to scrutiny. As my friend John at C&L, and alert reader K.B., noted, Harris has used to her office to generate support for some fairly bizarre ideas.

Four years ago, as the state labored to eradicate citrus canker by destroying trees, officials rejected other disease-fighting techniques, saying unproven methods would waste precious time and resources.

But for more than six months, the state, at the behest of then-Secretary of State Katherine Harris, did pursue one alternative method — a very alternative method.

Researchers worked with a rabbi and a cardiologist to test “Celestial Drops,” promoted as a canker inhibitor because of its “improved fractal design,” “infinite levels of order” and “high energy and low entropy.”

But the cure proved useless against canker. That’s because it was water — possibly, mystically blessed water.

The “product is a hoax and not based on any credible known science,” the state’s chief of entomology, nematology and plant pathology wrote to agriculture officials and fellow scientists after testing Celestial Drops in October 2001.

Every time there’s any kind of natural dilemma such as a drought or canker outbreak, crackpots will approach government officials to offer their “assistance.” The appropriate response is to politely thank them for the offer, decline the invitation, and not make any sudden movements.

Katherine Harris, however, heard about treating citrus canker with mystically blessed water and proceeded to encourage officials in Florida to consider the idea, work with its proponents, and develop test protocols for these so-called Celestial Drops.

Keep in mind, this wasn’t just a member of Congress writing a form letter as a respectful gesture to a constituent. Harris urged state agriculture officials to work with New York Rabbi Abe Hardoon and his associates on his Celestial Drop proposal.

And she made sure there was follow-up.

State records…suggest Harris had a keen interest in the project.

She was repeatedly sent copies of the letters and memos bouncing between Florida canker officials and Hardoon. In August 2001, Harris herself jotted a note to Hardoon. “I would love to see this work,” it says.

All the while, some canker researchers questioned why they were cooperating with Hardoon when he had produced little evidence that Celestial Drops worked. In one memo, a University of Florida citrus scientist suggested agriculture officials had been “put in a politically difficult position.” It did not say by whom.

Better yet, confronted with the problem this week, Harris contacted Hardoon to inquire about the situation. Harris said Hardoon blamed Celestial Drops’ poor test performance on state scientists.

“He said they didn’t follow the proper protocols,” Harris said.

Of course not. Perhaps Bigfoot interfered with the control sample and a unicorn messed up the testing procedures.

Oh shit, don’t let the fundies get word of Harris’ adventure into and embrace of junk science, and her “ability” to persuade real scientists to listen to her. As we all know, Frist used his doctor skills to “diagnose” via videotape a woman in a persistent vegatative state, and now he is parlaying that into a run for President in 2008. If the fundies learn of Harris’ comparable skills to “doctor” trees in the same manner, she’ll skip the Senate race completely and go straight to the Presidency!! Fools.

  • The one thing we know about Republicans is that they are vindictive and self serving. If the White House abandons her, I hope someone approaches her to write her tell-all about the Bushes.

  • Harris can never tell all. She would have to admit her own criminal actions in the election. That’s why Bushco can throw her away now. She’s got nothing more to give them.

  • Dear, you shouldn’t have a John at C&L. That would make you some sort of online magazine media whore. (Second paragraph, second sentence.)

  • Dear, you shouldn’t have a John at C&L.

    Oops. I meant my friend John at C&L. It’s corrected.

  • Don’t you just love how hucksters use pseudo-scientific claptrap to con the rubes? “Improved fractal design…infinite levels of order…high energy and low entropy.” This is about as close as many Americans get to science. Toss ’em a few words that sound “scientific” and they’d turn themselves over for human experimentation. As one poster on C&L said, this is a nice glimpse of our nation’s theocratic future.

    Morons!

  • I dunno about the celestial drops, but that Rabbi should thank G_d every night for the second “o” in his name.

  • This points to the belief I developed watching her during the 2000 election cycle that Katherine is an idiot, well groomed, but an idiot. I still contend that there is nothing between her ears.

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