Worst. Week. Ever.

It’s inevitable that presidential candidates will experience a certain ebb and flow as the process unfolds, but can we all agree that Rudy Giuliani has seen the worst week of any candidate in recent memory?

On Monday, Bloomberg News reported that Giuliani, despite railing against congressional earmarks on the campaign stump, and pledging to “get rid of” lawmakers’ pet projects if elected, actually “sought federal earmarks for 14 companies this year, 11 of which hired [Bracewell & Giuliani] after Giuliani joined in March 2005.” Republican consultant Eddie Mahe responded, “It’s a bit hypocritical.”

On Tuesday, Giuliani attended a campaign fundraiser hosted by a “man convicted in a notorious corruption case.” An embarrassed Giuliani “came and went from last night’s fundraiser without comment, ducking down in his car as ABC News cameras attempted to photograph him arriving.”

On Wednesday morning, a new batch of polls show Giuliani’s support fading in Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina.

On Wednesday afternoon, the Shag Fund scandal broke.

On Thursday, while the Shag Fund scandal gathers steam, we learn that Giuliani’s private security firm provided security consulting and advice in Qatar through contracts overseen by Sheik Abdullah Bin Khalid al-Thani, who is suspected of close ties to Khalid Sheik Mohammed and Osama bin Laden.

On Friday, the New York Times’ Michael Cooper reported that Giuliani cites a series of statistics in his stump speech, most of which “are incomplete, exaggerated or just plain wrong.”

On Saturday, the Washington Post’s conservative editorial board noted that Giuliani’s new TV ad is patently ridiculous, premised on tax policy assumptions that even the Bush White House rejects as foolish.

All the while, Giuliani and his aides try one defense after another for the Shag Fund scandal, none of which makes any sense.

Don’t worry, Rudy, there’s always next week.

Brilliant presentation, Steve. Thank you. You brightened an otherwise dark, snowy day in Bellingham WA. Always good to see a lying egomaniacal dork like Giuliani take it in the shorts big time.

  • Couldn’t happen to bigger megalomaniac.
    It’s no longer a question of coming up with reasons why Guiliani shouldn’t be running for president but more importantly coming up with a reason why he still is.

  • Here’s hoping Rudy has the worst December ever.

    As long as Rudy looked strong, he was safe – but in keeping with the pack mentality, now that the media smells weakness, they are moving in for the kill. I will be surprised if he’s still in this after Iowa. If his numbers in Florida – a primary his campaign has been counting on with its winner-take-all 27 delegates to save him from expected losses in Iowa and NH – start to trend down by the time of the Iowa caucuses, I think it’s over.

    I know some of you think it would be better to have Rudy as the nominee, so that all this slime can smother the life out of his chances in the general, and also pull down Republicans running in Congressional and state races, but my thinking is that if he can survive this, and go on to be the nominee, he will have been well-inoculated from anything else that comes up – and that will make him a stronger nominee, not a weaker one.

    Let ’em kill Rudy’s chances now – if Huckabee or Romney is the nominee, well. there’s plenty there to knock them down, too.

  • A lot of the appeal of Rudy “Il Douche” Giuliani was that, one, he seemed the most likely to act out the violent fantasies of the angry right on Muslims and illegal immigrants; and two, they perceived him as the most electable by virtue of his two or three non-reactionary positions, which led the social issue-fixated media to inaccurately label him a “moderate.”

    Now it’s pretty clear that any of the Republicans, aside maybe (though maybe not) from Huckabee or Paul, will brutalize The Other, and it’s even clearer that Il Douche is a political accident waiting to happen.

    I just hope that his next Worst.Week.Ever will conclude with one of those legendary Rudy meltdowns, ideally with mics on and cameras rolling, that blazes his trail out of the campaign and into well-merited obscurity.

  • I can hardly wait to find out more dirt about this fine American hero. He deserves it all.

  • At this rate we may not have Rude-E to kick around for another week. Which is sort of too bad because the whole wonderful Rude-E as Self Proclaimed and Untouchable King Luv Machine tableau has got the RightWing CyberMedia Creative Writing Team choking on it’s lack of imagination at how to spin Rude-E out of this morass.

    Via DKos, Mr. John Cole highlights the, (certainly momentary), impotent silence thrust upon them by their fascist hero’s Sex on the City diversions.

    http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=9219

    Don’t cook him too quickly Mr. CB. A slow, even rotisserie sort of regimen will ensure that the meat falls neatly from the bone. All that will be left is a stick figure and the jawbone of an ass.

  • Lol @ Steve Benen….

    But consider this:

    As bad at the Ghoul is…
    And let’s face it: This cadaver stinks on ice…
    At least he doesn’t believe, like the Huckster, that Neaderthals were on the Ark.

    I mean really… Steve…
    Give the guy some credit.

  • dajafi…
    i’ve been referring to rudy as il duce since he was mayor. i like “il douche” a whole lot more and – with your permission – will switch immediately.
    i still like jimmy breslin’s description: “a small man in search of a balcony.”

  • Any guy who tries to sell his presidential candidacy almost exclusively on talking about 9/11 almost has to be a jerk.

  • If Rudy had less opportunities in life, or less ambition, he would have ended up being one of those guys who just talks about ninjas or professional wrestling all the time.

  • After six pummeling days, Team Ghouliani welcomes the respite of a day off—until Sunday steps into the ring, points towards team Ghouliani, and says to the audience:

    “Wait’ll they get a load of me….”

    Personally, I think Sunday is going to deliver a roundhouse punch that’ll knock the pins out from under GhoulChild’s financial machine. Once enough of the “high tide” of clean money dries up, the dirt’s going to become all too visible. He’s not going to last until the primaries, that’s for certain now—and one has so-ooo many adjectives at the ready to describe a political party whose frontrunner appears ever closer to being the guest of honor at a pigroast.

    Stick a fork in this pig—he’s done. Pass the poi and pineapple, please….

  • CB, that’s only Monday-through-Saturday. Now that MSM have their fun with him… on the 7th day, the MSM will rest and all will be forgiven, as before. Joe American (the public) isn’t the only one with the attention span of a dragonfly.

  • I’m sure when Rudy Giuliani was a kid, his family couldn’t have known what a national disgrace he would end up being. Rudy Giuliani, look how sick you’ve become.

  • Assclowns of the Week #666: The Evil That Assclowns Do Edition is up. On the spit this week:

    The Bush administration (twice)
    Mitt Romney (twice)
    Joe Klein
    Saudi Arabia
    The Sudan
    Rudy Giuliani
    an expanded Dishonorable Mention section and much, much more.

    So, in a way, it was the best week ever.

  • Let the word go forth on “Il Douche.” With the writers’ strike, we might really have an opening with this thing… use freely, my friends.

  • Well, let’s not sell Rudy short.

    I’m confident his weeks will get a whole lot worse before he’s gone.

  • just think, when Rudy finally decides to ‘drop out’ of the race…. all the money he raised from those ‘good’ republicans will be wasted… Isn’t that one of the best ‘wasted money’ you could wish for? Can’t be used somewhere else, because it’s already gone.

    🙂

  • Careful what you wish for. I remember the 1980 elections when the republicans nominated a right wing fascist/rascist with economic theories so crazy even his repub friends called them “voodoo economics”. A lot of us were hoping that he would get the nomination as we were certain that his nomination would spell the end of the fascist wing of the republican party

  • And lets not forget the California initiative to split that states electoral votes, Rudy G supporters/backers are the ones behind it…

    Has there ever been a more corrupt candiate than Rudy Giuliani…

    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/opinion/341868_rigged02.html

    “It was set up by Charles “Chep” Hurth III — a Republican donor to Rudy Giuliani. It was drafted by Tom Hiltachk — a Republican attorney. Its signature drive was coordinated by Kevin Eckery — a Republican consultant.

    Its funds were provided by Paul Singer — a Republican billionaire and one of Giuliani’s biggest donors. Its chief fundraiser is Anne Dunsmore, who went there straight from her post as national deputy campaign manager for Giuliani. Seeing a pattern yet?”….

  • Don’t anyone think that the anti-Rudy movement is just a bunch of Democrats ganging up on him. There are a lot of Independents and Republicans who despise him every bit as much as our friends on the left. Wow! We HAVE found something else in common!

    Rudy’s campaign depends on no one asking too many questions.

    Notice how Rudy responds to questions (other than “Gee, Mayor. How much courage did it take to face the terrorists in 911” – asked by Fox News people). Ask him about him leaving his second wife for his third wife, trying to take his mistress into the mayoral mansion while his wife and kids still lived there. Tough guy responds with “stop picking on my family” (clue in: we’re picking on YOU). Ask him about the love fund and it’s a “hit job.” Unambitious members of the press, many of whom have no desire to push issues too far or take the story beyond the surface, keep letting him get away with evading questions in a way that would make Bill Clinton say “Gosh, he’s good.”

    The funniest thing in the world to me is to see “principled” Republicans like Sean Hannity, whose big complaint against Bill Clinton is that he “ruined the moral fiber of America” openly declaring his love for Mr. Yankee/Red Sox fan. Rudy makes Bill look like Ward Cleaver. The hypocrisy is stunning.

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