This may help explain a lot about the Bush administration

Perhaps you’ve wondered why, exactly, it seems so many Bush administration officials seem unqualified and incapable. As it turns out, the answer is getting clearer.

At least 135 federal employees, including a White House staff member and National Security Agency employees, bought bogus online college degrees from a diploma mill, a lawyer in the case against the mill operators said.

Some of those who paid thousands of dollars for phony diplomas include a senior State Department employee in Kuwait and a Department of Justice employee in Spokane, defense lawyer Peter S. Schweda said Wednesday.

The bogus degree purchases by the federal workers were revealed Wednesday during a U.S. District Court status conference for five defendants in the case against the mill, The Spokesman-Review reported Thursday.

The officials in question were not identified yesterday, though the U.S. Attorney in the case said names will be disclosed during the trial.

Of course, the case isn’t about administration officials directly; this is about criminal charges brought against the alleged ringleaders of a bogus diploma. As part of the investigation, the Justice Department learned of at least 135 government employees who bought bogus degrees to help get a promotion or a pay raise.

Now, to be fair, when I say “Bush administration officials,” that may not be entirely descriptive. Of the officials who bought bogus online college degrees, some may have started working in government long before Bush took office. Chances are, this isn’t a problem unique to this particular administration.

Nevertheless, it is a controversy rife with problems.

First, in many states, using a phony degree to get a government job is against the law. The legal case is against the ringleaders, but how many of these 135+ federal employees might soon face charges of their own?

Second, it’s not exactly comforting to think that some officials have been given weighty responsibilities without formal academic training.

Alan Contreras cracks down on diploma mills for Oregon, a state that’s taken the lead on this issue.

“You don’t want somebody with a fake degree working in Homeland Security,” says Contreras. “You don’t want somebody with a fake degree teaching your children or designing your bridges.”

But we found employees with diploma mill degrees at the new Transportation Security Administration, the Defense Intelligence Agency and the Departments of Treasury and Education.

Indeed, as recently as 2004, the man in charge of personnel and readiness issues in the military doesn’t hold a real degree in, as his biography states, “Human Resource Management.”

That can’t be good.

Post script: Any time the issue of diploma mills comes up, I immediately think of this hilarious article Gene Weingarten wrote on the subject a few years ago. If you haven’t read it, I highly recommend it. Weingarten gets a degree in “outer space physics” from “Brentwick University.” It’s a riot.

It’s not the shepskin that counts, it’s their loyalty to W above all else that matters in this government. But you’re right CB, a lot of these folks don’t seem “certified smart” to me either.

  • This is actually old news, I think. I think ABC did an expose on this a few years ago. People laughed about it at the time, but it fell into the memory hole. It’s always good when these embarassments come back up to the surface, though.

  • Hey, when you are home-schooled, what exactly are you supposed to do? Work as a page for Congress? That’s a gig that lasts only a year at most (but haunts you for the rest of your life 😉 ).

    CB makes a point that lots of these people probably worked in Government before 2001. But how many of them bought fake diplomas to get promotions only after 2001?

    The culture the Bushites brought to Washington is a culture of cheating and disdain for those who would not cheat. What do you expect?

  • There’s something inhuman about Shrub Jong-il and his fellow travelers. Not inhumane. Inhuman. Fraudulence is built in to their DNA. If there is any.

  • Does that mean the Doctorate in Theology that I bought for $35 from the Universal Life Church is worthless???

  • And to think I wasted my GI Bill on a real university, when I could have pocketed the cash. Sheesh.

    Okay, it was the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, so “real” might be stretching the truth.

    Go Big Red

  • Slightly different subject:

    For quite a few years I’ve felt that college degrees are completely useless criteria for assessing potential employees. The old Far Side cartoon with the parot and the degree just rings far too true.

    This does not excuse cheating in public service, but I suspect that if we closely looked at these individuals’ service records, and a matching group selected at random, they quite likely will be statistically indistiguishable. That is, depsite the lack of ‘proper academic training’ (which in my day was an unpaid TA slave assigning pages from a seriously shitty book), actual job performance is statistically indistinguishable.

    I’m not basing this solely on opinion. For several years I’ve given the same practical software problems to high school hobbiests and computer science degree holders. So far, the degree holders (about 1/3 of which hold advanced degrees) have a lower average score.

    I think the problem is the institutions themselves. We all know a complete idiot with our same academic credentials. So the bar is either too low or too decoupled from the real world for the degree to mean anything other than what the individual put into it.

    -jjf

  • “Does that mean the Doctorate in Theology that I bought for $35 from the Universal Life Church is worthless???”

    No no no, that one is good as gold!! 😉

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