Tony Snow’s fun job

No White House press secretary has ever hit the campaign trail to back candidates or raise money, but [tag]Tony Snow[/tag] is … how should we put this … a trailblazer. With Bush and Cheney having “popularity issues,” and First Lady Laura Bush only able to attend so many events a week, the White House is digging deeper into its bench and has found that Snow is willing to do what he can to help Republicans — and conservative crowds seem to like him.

A few naysayers, however, are pointing out some of the inherent problems with Snow’s competing agendas.

“The principal job of the press secretary is to present information to reporters, not propaganda,” said David R. Gergen, who served in the Nixon, Ford and Reagan administrations and also advised President Bill Clinton. “If he is seen as wearing two hats, reporters as well as the public will inevitably wonder: is he speaking to us now as the traditional press secretary, or is he speaking to us as a political partisan?”

At the risk of sounding overly flippant, is Gergen just now waking up after a six-year nap? The Bush White House has had three press secretaries — Ari Fleischer, Scott McClellan, and Tony Snow. There hasn’t been a single briefing, gaggle, or day in which these guys’ principal responsibility was as clear as day: they’re partisan hacks first.

Two hats? Traditional press secretary vs. political partisan? We should be so lucky. The Bush gang threw out the “traditional press secretary” hat on its first day. Briefings have never been about answering questions; they’ve been hour-long sessions in which Bush’s spokespersons will repeat the agreed upon talking points.

It’s reached a point in which a growing number of journalists have begun to wonder whether Q&A with with the press secretary is even necessary. Snow could just as easily hand out a list of sound-bites, and let reporters pick which ones fit into their stories.

Or, put another way, is there ever a moment in which the White House press secretary isn’t speaking as a political partisan?

By the way, how does Snow summarize his job?

Tony Snow draped his lanky frame across a wooden lectern, leaned forward and gazed out at 850 adoring Republicans who had paid $175 apiece to hear him speak. There was a conspiratorial gleam in his eye, as if he was about to reveal some deep inner secret from his new life as the White House press secretary.

“Yesterday,” Mr. Snow declared, “I was in the Oval Office with the president…”

He cut himself off, took a perfectly calibrated three-second pause and switched into an aw-shucks voice for dramatic effect: “I just looove saying that! Yeaaah, I was in the Oval Office. Just meeee and the president. Nooooobody else.” The crowd lapped it up.

It’s an impressive group of folks at the White House, isn’t it?

Last week, Senate Armed Service Committee Chairman John Warner (R-Va.) raised new questions about the efficacy of the president’s strategy on Iraq. The White House press bureau had more than a few questions about the development, but Snow wasn’t there to respond — he took the day off to attend a Republican fundraiser. Jim Axelrod, chief White House correspondent for CBS News, said, “This is the kind of thing you would expect the press secretary to be handling square on.”

But Snow was tied up, telling an audience how much he “loooves” saying that he and the president, and “nooooobody else,” get to chat in the Oval Office.

The man has his priorities.

The less Snowjob does his paid job, the better I like it.

Everytime Snowjob lies at the podium a young college republican’s heart dies.

(I was going to go with Baby Jesus cries, but I like this one better)

  • “I just looove saying that! Yeaaah, I was in the Oval Office. Just meeee and the president. Nooooobody else.” The crowd lapped it up.

    So did Tony. That’s why they call him Tony Blowjob. He enjoys “debriefing” the Prez.

    What an insult to journalist he is.

  • Kinda like the drug-dealer who luuuuuuuvs fancy cars and jewelry so much, he doesn’t care how much of his neighborhood he destroys, how many lives he ruins, to get them.

  • “is there ever a moment in which the White House press secretary isn’t speaking as a political partisan?”

    I believe the long answer, is “no.”

  • You can just hear the phrase “Send in the clowns” echoing down the hallway from Karl Rove’s office.

    The silver lining here is that Snow speaks only to the hardcore crowds who have drunk deep of the kool aid anyway, so it’s not like he’ll have any deep impact on the electorate as a whole. Thank goodness.

  • I don’t know why Refuglicans continue to make a fuss about the Clinton/Lewinsky affair when their fearless leader (snerk) continually surrounds himself with high-dollar whores.

    Unless Shrub hired Tony Snow because he thought it was the street name for a coke dealer…

    I keep wondering if Snow will crack up like his predecessors but then I realize those guys got probably sick of lying. Tony, a 24K hack, enjoys putting one over real reporters. Jealousy, pure and simple.

  • Wouldn’t it be nice, if the WH press herd would demonstrate some ethical fortitude, and report the following on a daily basis:

    “Today, so-and-so (insert journalist’s name here) asked such-and-such (insert question here) of Tony SnowFlake (insert boo-hiss soundtrack of your choice here)—and the allegedly-qualified Press Secretary (insert laughtrack of your choice here) had to make up yet another fairy-tale answer (insert answer here, read in an extremely cartoonish type of voice), as yet once again he clearly did not know what the real answer was (insert “D’oh!” soundtrack from Homer Simpson here)….”

  • Ever since I saw him wear the Elvis sunglasses, I knew this guy was a clown not to be taken seriously

  • This quote by Tony Snow perfectly states what’s wrong with this generation of Republicans. They are too drunk on power to give a damn about anything else. It’s a childish fascination about possessing something dangerous that makes them look cool to the other kids. That’s why Tony sounds like a high school kid talking about meeting a hooker in a hotel room … “I just looove saying that! Yeaaah, I was in the hotel room. Just meeee and the whore. Nooooobody else.” The crowd lapped it up.

  • Truth be told, he is the hardest working man in the White House.

    Scotty has probably stroking himself happy to be wherever he is this past couple weeks.

    I hate Snow, but what he does takes a lot of work.

    Goebbels would be impressed. Give that man a medal.

  • …screw gergen! He is not the “measuring stick ” of what a great reporter should be therefore you cannot claim to be disappointed when gergen wanders off and does not know what is happening …. the great reporters and editors like Lois Lane and Perry White who “are” the “measuring sticks” and dare I say the idols of present day reporters and a reason why most journalists went into the trade- these “great ones/idols” were taken in by a simple pair of dark eyeglasses … some “digging” minds want to know ….

    At any rate now is not the time to “pedestal” those idiots … think about it they “gossip/report/talk” for a living .. how much can/should you trust a writing idiot who thinks that what he/she writes is worth “stopping the press” … of course we do have useful commentators Terry Jones, Palast, Rich and the likes but the rest should be canned ….

  • One would think the shitty aftertaste would have an effect on the all the lies one has to spin as truth. Maybe you develop a taste for it??

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